^^ Oh my God that is literary GOLD!!!!!!!!!1
LOL!!
LOL!!
NWS Pics that make you :lol: every time you see them NWS
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God help us...
Bloodninja had me in tears! Lol!
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Bloodninja FTW.
Stop that you just got me hard. :banana:
Page 495 has win all over it.
here are a couple more. Sorry if they have been posted. I will add more after work:
I.F.: You ready yet? Im bearing to go!
SexyKarla17: Yhea im slipping out of my clothes right now, what do you look like?
I.F.: a Kodiac bear
SexyKarla17: ?
I.F.: Im soft naked, fuzzy and waiting for you to come mount me
Sexykarla17: Oh I love cute fuzzy bears, I walk up and get on top of you stroking your soft hair, kissing you gently as my move my way down your stomach
I.F.: I growl to warm you my cubs are near
Sexykarla17: huh?
I.F.: Bears get ****ing pumped when anyone is near their cubs
Sexkarla17: yhea hehe dont be silly..
Sexykarla17: I love how you growl as I continue to kiss you, while taking off your pants.
I.F.: Bears dont wear pants and you should cover yourself in Honey now
Sexykarla17: hehe you would love to lick that off me huh. I pour honey all over my warm wet body waiting for you to start licking it off me slowly
I.F.: I sniff the air to see where the sweet scent of the honey is coming from, while slowly snorting and walking towards you
I.F.: I Growl again, and start to bite you
Sexykarla17: Yhea that feels good..ooooo...not too hard now
I.F.: I bite harder peeling flesh from your stomach, and look up into your eyes to show you my mouth dripping with your warm blood mixed with honey, I then I let my cubs rip apart your limbs and play with you like a ragdoll.
Sexykarla17: what the ****?
I.F.:uuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhh and im spent.
I.F.: My dick is hard you ready to jump aboard?
1hOttYeVe: oh yhea im so wet right now
I.F.: Why you just shower?
1hOttYeVe: no im wet for you
I.F.: Did you ever play with supersoakers when you were a kid? or that gator shit you would dive and slide down, there was that badass pool at the end of it.
1hOttYeVe: What the **** are you talking about? You wanna cyber or not?
I.F.: I do! Sorry...I just didnt know why you were wet...then you say your wet for me, and im thinking I didnt even throw water on you...
I.F.: Im sorry lets continue!
1hOttYeVe: alright then...I walk over to you and start kissing your neck and chest
I.F.: I pop like 16 boners
1hOttYeVe: what the ****!
I.F.: what?
Isuzoom: Hey,what's up?
victim: Hey hon, you ready?
Isuzoom: Yeah, i guess so, never done this before.
victim: Well what turns you on?
Isuzoom: cars
victim: I like cars too. I walk up to your car and
kiss the closed window
Isuzoom: I roll down the window and wipe off the
smudge.
victim: I ask you for a ride and get in.
Isuzoom: Did you wipe your feet?
victim: Yeah, I guess. I lean over and unbutton your
pants while kissing your neck
Isuzoom: I rev the engine by mistake.
victim: ooh, excited? I reach into your boxers.
Isuzoom:Underoos
victim: Wut?
Isuzoom: I wear underoos.
victim: ookay. I reach down and grab your manhood. You
like that?
Isuzoom: My foot slips of the clutch at 4,000 RPMs and
the stage 3 grabs the aluminum flywheel so hard that my all 4 potenzas burn
out and you are thrown back in your seat.
victim: I have no Idea what you just said.
Isuzoom: I stop the car, pop the hood and get out.
victim: I follow you??
Isuzoom: I open the hood and grab you around the
waist.
victim: Mmmm, now we're talking
Isuzoom: I put you on the upper radiator support and
caress your upper strut mounts.
victim: What?
Isuzoom: Yeah baby. Then I take my #1 piston and
stick it in your exhaust pipe. You Idle loudly and I can hear your intake noise
through your cone filter.
victim: This is a little weird.
Isuzoom: You rev loudly as I play with the butterfly
on your throttle body.
victim: I'm going now.
Isuzoom: Fuel reaches my 450cc injectors as you
carress my rising-rate fuel
pressure regulator.
victim: HELLOO??!?!?!
Isuzoom: Yeah baby, we hit redline as I inject my
nitrous into your fuel port.
victim: Bye Retard!!
Isuzoom: I slap your rear bumper as the compression
drops in my cylinder. Was
it good for you?
Isuzoom: Baby?
Isuzoom: Hello?
I.F.: You ready yet? Im bearing to go!
SexyKarla17: Yhea im slipping out of my clothes right now, what do you look like?
I.F.: a Kodiac bear
SexyKarla17: ?
I.F.: Im soft naked, fuzzy and waiting for you to come mount me
Sexykarla17: Oh I love cute fuzzy bears, I walk up and get on top of you stroking your soft hair, kissing you gently as my move my way down your stomach
I.F.: I growl to warm you my cubs are near
Sexykarla17: huh?
I.F.: Bears get ****ing pumped when anyone is near their cubs
Sexkarla17: yhea hehe dont be silly..
Sexykarla17: I love how you growl as I continue to kiss you, while taking off your pants.
I.F.: Bears dont wear pants and you should cover yourself in Honey now
Sexykarla17: hehe you would love to lick that off me huh. I pour honey all over my warm wet body waiting for you to start licking it off me slowly
I.F.: I sniff the air to see where the sweet scent of the honey is coming from, while slowly snorting and walking towards you
I.F.: I Growl again, and start to bite you
Sexykarla17: Yhea that feels good..ooooo...not too hard now
I.F.: I bite harder peeling flesh from your stomach, and look up into your eyes to show you my mouth dripping with your warm blood mixed with honey, I then I let my cubs rip apart your limbs and play with you like a ragdoll.
Sexykarla17: what the ****?
I.F.:uuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhh and im spent.
I.F.: My dick is hard you ready to jump aboard?
1hOttYeVe: oh yhea im so wet right now
I.F.: Why you just shower?
1hOttYeVe: no im wet for you
I.F.: Did you ever play with supersoakers when you were a kid? or that gator shit you would dive and slide down, there was that badass pool at the end of it.
1hOttYeVe: What the **** are you talking about? You wanna cyber or not?
I.F.: I do! Sorry...I just didnt know why you were wet...then you say your wet for me, and im thinking I didnt even throw water on you...
I.F.: Im sorry lets continue!
1hOttYeVe: alright then...I walk over to you and start kissing your neck and chest
I.F.: I pop like 16 boners
1hOttYeVe: what the ****!
I.F.: what?
Isuzoom: Hey,what's up?
victim: Hey hon, you ready?
Isuzoom: Yeah, i guess so, never done this before.
victim: Well what turns you on?
Isuzoom: cars
victim: I like cars too. I walk up to your car and
kiss the closed window
Isuzoom: I roll down the window and wipe off the
smudge.
victim: I ask you for a ride and get in.
Isuzoom: Did you wipe your feet?
victim: Yeah, I guess. I lean over and unbutton your
pants while kissing your neck
Isuzoom: I rev the engine by mistake.
victim: ooh, excited? I reach into your boxers.
Isuzoom:Underoos
victim: Wut?
Isuzoom: I wear underoos.
victim: ookay. I reach down and grab your manhood. You
like that?
Isuzoom: My foot slips of the clutch at 4,000 RPMs and
the stage 3 grabs the aluminum flywheel so hard that my all 4 potenzas burn
out and you are thrown back in your seat.
victim: I have no Idea what you just said.
Isuzoom: I stop the car, pop the hood and get out.
victim: I follow you??
Isuzoom: I open the hood and grab you around the
waist.
victim: Mmmm, now we're talking
Isuzoom: I put you on the upper radiator support and
caress your upper strut mounts.
victim: What?
Isuzoom: Yeah baby. Then I take my #1 piston and
stick it in your exhaust pipe. You Idle loudly and I can hear your intake noise
through your cone filter.
victim: This is a little weird.
Isuzoom: You rev loudly as I play with the butterfly
on your throttle body.
victim: I'm going now.
Isuzoom: Fuel reaches my 450cc injectors as you
carress my rising-rate fuel
pressure regulator.
victim: HELLOO??!?!?!
Isuzoom: Yeah baby, we hit redline as I inject my
nitrous into your fuel port.
victim: Bye Retard!!
Isuzoom: I slap your rear bumper as the compression
drops in my cylinder. Was
it good for you?
Isuzoom: Baby?
Isuzoom: Hello?
I agree...Bloodninja FTW
Look they are friends now!
Disturbing! hehe
Disturbing! hehe
Haha, yea, but some magical being magically appeared and sprinkled some magic into nothing and created lots of somethings and then controlled these somethings as if they were attached to magical invisible strings from his invisible fingers as he quietly laughed an inaudible laugh to his invisible self.
Vanity
Banned
:lol::lol: haha i like that one!
lol makes about as much sense as the alternative! :banana:
Religion
Belief everything was created by one guy in 7 days, and everything is as it is now when it was created, monkeys and humans being similar are a coincidence, having babies without sex, walking on water, and touching little boys.
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