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I don’t know what pansexual means...and I kind of want to keep it that way...

Never learned about that one in any of my medical courses so it has to be a mental disorder.


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Never learned about that one in any of my medical courses so it has to be a mental disorder.

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It’s another word for the hippies that say


* in Tommy Chong voice *

‘Im attracted to the PERSON man, the soul, man or woman’
 

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@PaxtonShelby

It’s another word for the hippies that say


* in Tommy Chong voice *

‘Im attracted to the PERSON man, the soul, man or woman’

Well I guess that isn’t as perverse and awful as it could have been. I still don’t get the reason for the term...seems like saying “I like you” would be enough...

Ok back to the funny. I’m liking that bare midriff fo sho...
 

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While not the exact same thing.... This reminds me of a recent track day, I'm in the advanced group and sit in while a buddy of mine is training the beginners. There is a guy in the class with a full drivers suit, shoes, the whole nine yards. Apparently he also had a Hans device. If you don't know, beginners have to ride with an instructor, my buddy was that instructor with this guy in a pretty new Porsche. Well, my buddy says in front of the whole class that a full on race suit and a Hans device doesn't make you a driver. The guy got up and stormed out of the class. My buddy later told me he was afraid to ride with him again he was That bad. LOL
 

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While not the exact same thing.... This reminds me of a recent track day, I'm in the advanced group and sit in while a buddy of mine is training the beginners. There is a guy in the class with a full drivers suit, shoes, the whole nine yards. Apparently he also had a Hans device. If you don't know, beginners have to ride with an instructor, my buddy was that instructor with this guy in a pretty new Porsche. Well, my buddy says in front of the whole class that a full on race suit and a Hans device doesn't make you a driver. The guy got up and stormed out of the class. My buddy later told me he was afraid to ride with him again he was That bad. LOL
Thats my favorite lol. The classic knob. We had one of them, also in a new porsche, visiting for a track day but he was part of an auto-x sports car club(never been on a real track before), he raised hell about having to do a lead follow and then prove yourself before being set free on our track (thems the rules) because "I know what I am doing, i dont need any instruction, faster than all of you. Blah blah blah." Corner 11 on his very first lap, goes to pass the pace car and stuffs his shiny new porsche into the wall
 

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While not the exact same thing.... This reminds me of a recent track day, I'm in the advanced group and sit in while a buddy of mine is training the beginners. There is a guy in the class with a full drivers suit, shoes, the whole nine yards. Apparently he also had a Hans device. If you don't know, beginners have to ride with an instructor, my buddy was that instructor with this guy in a pretty new Porsche. Well, my buddy says in front of the whole class that a full on race suit and a Hans device doesn't make you a driver. The guy got up and stormed out of the class. My buddy later told me he was afraid to ride with him again he was That bad. LOL

Trying to instruct someone who isn't afraid, has no understanding of car control or limits, and doesn't listen to instruction is easily one of the more terrifying things I've done. It's the reason I have elected not to become an instructor. I have better things to do than die.

Thats my favorite lol. The classic knob. We had one of them, also in a new porsche, visiting for a track day but he was part of an auto-x sports car club(never been on a real track before), he raised hell about having to do a lead follow and then prove yourself before being set free on our track (thems the rules) because "I know what I am doing, i dont need any instruction, faster than all of you. Blah blah blah." Corner 11 on his very first lap, goes to pass the pace car and stuffs his shiny new porsche into the wall

Lol in Utah right after I got my GT350 and after the first session, one guy pipes up "uh, you know how we are supposed to give point bys to the faster car? There are a lot of high horse power cars out there." My instructor looked at him and said "Are you in the 911? You have no excuse, there isn't a car out there that can run with your car."

It shut him down so hard I thought I saw his lip quiver, he was in a brand new 991.1 GT3 RS. My wife still laughs about it today. She is the only person I've met who wants to go to meetings but just to watch guys with egos complain.
 

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