Two men die and go to heaven. St. Peter tells them that the computer system is down and they will have to go back to Earth for a day or two. The only thing is that they can't go back as themselves, so they had to choose something else. One man said that he would like to have unlimited sex. The other wanted to be a stud.
Two days later, as they walked up to the pearly gates, they discussed what happened on Earth. The first guy smiled and said that he was a jackrabbit. The other guy was frowning. He was on a snow tire in North Dakota.
Two days later, as they walked up to the pearly gates, they discussed what happened on Earth. The first guy smiled and said that he was a jackrabbit. The other guy was frowning. He was on a snow tire in North Dakota.
