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A few more little late-night snacks…
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Saw this on my home View attachment 1773475

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True story:
Back in the early '70's, boys in sports showered in the same shower after practice. All of us boys saw that one of my friends, Gary, had a curved dick. Of course we all made fun of him.

In 9th grade, Gary turned it into kind of a badge of honor. In a boys baking class, he baked a loaf of bread that looked just like his curved dick and nuts. It was pretty impressive.

Of course the young female teacher, who by the way didn't like bras, saw it, and Gary got reported. His parents got to come to school and witness Gary's masterpiece in person with the principal.
 

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Yep. And been married 32 years now and she still doesn't disappoint....... ;)
When you find the right one, you just know lol.
Who’s the muscle guy that apparently isn’t natural? Meaning implants, or steroids?
He kept telling everyone he looked like that because all he ate was liver and worked out. Turns out, all he eats his roids lol.
 

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When you find the right one, you just know lol.

He kept telling everyone he looked like that because all he ate was liver and worked out. Turns out, all he eats his roids lol.
his sorry ass apology/explanation talking about how he couldn't get certain levels right...wonder if it might have anything to do with that diet of his. I've only seen a few things here and there but maybe some fruit or a vegetable and shit might help
 

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I swear I would probably dunk a people mcnugget in whatever sauce I could find, but one of them on the last page looked way too much like a toddler from mid thigh down, and this chick on the last page has a forehead the size of Peyton Manning.

I’m probably giving myself too much credit, but it might take some booze to turn them into a yes.
 

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I swear I would probably dunk a people mcnugget in whatever sauce I could find, but one of them on the last page looked way too much like a toddler from mid thigh down, and this chick on the last page has a forehead the size of Peyton Manning.

I’m probably giving myself too much credit, but it might take some booze to turn them into a yes.
How much booze do you think she'd need?
 

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I REALLY don't understand the "midget (soft) porn"...
My guess is that most of us haven't experienced "little woman" love and it's now just some new kink that we'll never experience, yet would wonder about....

Break, I've had enough 3rd world hooker love to last a lifetime. Lot's of good memories of doing stupid things as a young Sailor....
 

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