RIP Tesla cybertruck
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Correct. And none in Orange.
Orange is the color of midgets and lady bois who's papa never told them "good job son" as a child hence the never ending desire for attention.
Bit I digress!
Dealer: "We just got a Lightning in stock. It is a terrible product. Would like to see it?"
California truck buyer: "Nope, not gay enough."
Dealer: "I have exactly what you are looking for."
Corporate logic.
My company. “ budget cuts for hourly employees… cut over time.. watch hours “
Why?
Building an expansion to the hourly employees break room
They’re quick for sure. Put a couple car lengths on me 1st into 2nd. Stopped him in 2nd and reeled him back in 3rd.
Spinning 325/45 Mickey Rs the whole way. Bought to give up on traction in this piece of shit.
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Spinning 325/45 Mickey Rs the whole way. Bought to give up on traction in this piece of shit.
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I can cook a filet mignon in my microwave real fast… and it will taste like shit… I don’t care how fast they make these soulless electric lady shavers, do not want one. Truck looks like some kid playing Minecraft designed it, absolute dogshit.
Saw my first one two days ago and this is spot on, huge pile of shit.
How long do you think it takes the typical buyer to realize what a mistake his purchase was?
The faggots remorse on these has got to be BRUTAL.
I would guess about the same amount of time it took the OP to realize how naive it was to make this thread lol
There’s a recall on it.
mashable.com
The Cybertruck's failure is now complete
Tesla's latest vehicle was widely mocked even before its accelerator pedal problem. Now it's a national joke.
Sick burn bro
It honestly looks like something I created with my Erector Set when I was a kid.
(I can already hear people wondering: WTF is an Erector Set????)
A childhood buddy and next door neighbor had those. He was an only child, his folks bought him all the cool shit, so I was over there a lot. That m’fer even had the G.I. Joe aircraft carrier!
