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  1. Intimidator

    Intimidator El Spanko! Established Member

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    ...found it necessary to hire a private investigator - Alan Pinkerton - for protection. That was the beginning of the Secret Service.

    Since that time, the federal government has produced a large number of multi-letter agencies such as: FBI, CIA, INS, IRS, DEA, BATF, etc.

    Now we have the "Federal Air Transportation Airport Security Service".
    Can you see them now, these 'highly trained' men and women in their black outfits with jackets saying across the backs:

    "F.A.T.A.S.S."

    The FATASSes are of course supervised by a special section of the Home-Land Security Section known as Airport Security Service Home Office Logistics Enhancement Section, or the:

    “A.S.S.H.O.L.E.S.”

    I feel safer already.
     
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    wannacobra Future Job... Established Member

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    lmao thats great
     
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    Aaron_01 Banned

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