the name poll is up!
Arkansas Car Club Meeting 8-6-05
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evan go pick up your phone i just tried to call you, and i see your ass online!
Work 230-1100pm. 
What would you do?
What would you guys do if confronted with this?
What would you guys do if confronted with this?
:bowdown: poor girl would never know what hit her! but she would damn sure have a dickstamp on that head lol!
oh yeah. for sure. I would have to tea bag her, and then put a mushroom stamp on her forehead for good measures. I can only imagine what Evan will have to say about this one. He is always so pleasantly graphic.
epper: epper: epper: Hey evan there is a 99 cobra vert..white with tan it is across from the LR expo center........This is just me but I would be all up in them guts!!! :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana:
I am actually going to try and make this one guys!!!!!
You suck, Duggy. All I do is leave messages on your phone. No return calls.silverponyGT said:
Thanks Cheyenne, I'll let my buddy know about that vert. :thumbsup:
WARNING: EXTREMELY GRAPHIC
As for the skimpy Cackasian you posted Christian, I think a more suitable question would be, could she teabag my face or cack with them taddies. But if I have to answer the command on her bazongas, I'd have to give a big YESH. I'd make way to the mouth by gently teabag-dragging her neck up to the point of no return. Then rub a day's moist sweat to lubricate the horizontal smile. I'd mushroom bruise around her eyes to make her look like that coon with a gargantuan ballsack, then skeet in both her nostrils so when she wakes up, she can smell the dream.
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That was very well put....
Oh Damn!
Just the graphic nature I was looking for. Once again Whang, you never let me down.
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Lets go to a drag race on Saturday
Red35thGT said:
:coolman:mhays26 said:
Matt, that was hilarious. Damn, you guys are the bestest! I'm deleting all my other friends from my phone book and buddy list as we speak. I only keep top notch pimps with teenie dingers close to me. :uh oh:
AzianStang said:
I dont know if that was sarcasm or not, but either way you dont have to delete everyone else from your buddy list. But you can put me on there. And Im proud to be a teenie dinger pimp, that means my game is strong cause Im not getting the ho's cause they have heard how big my junk is.
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first off man, you're gonna have to quit callin it "junk". lol. You gotta come up with some kind of glamarous name for it. A Pinto is "junk" automobile, and you don't see any females running out to chase one down the street. Hey, we will start a thread to make a cool name for it. lol. J/k. I have been known to refer to mine as "junk" at times too. Now, I just refer to it as my schtoop.....
And you guys are killin me in this thread and the funny picture thread. I'm deprived of sleep this week and pissed off at work, but yall are makin it a lot better.
Here is the potential "Hoe". She was born in 2002, she is Black, and her insides are..."tan".... :xpl:
Here is the potential "Hoe". She was born in 2002, she is Black, and her insides are..."tan".... :xpl:
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