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Road Kill Drive-Thru
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<blockquote data-quote="Third Honk" data-source="post: 13301197" data-attributes="member: 34871"><p>On my commute to an appt. in the Jeep along some empty back roads I spot a new gray convertible 370z stopped at a light. The Jeep is a monster from a stop so I'm thinking maybe we can have some fun <img src="data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP///yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7" class="smilie smilie--sprite smilie--sprite1" alt=":)" title="Smile :)" loading="lazy" data-shortname=":)" /> Unfortunatly the light went green as soon as I pulled up, the 370 did goose it off the light so I did a little as well up to the speed limit.</p><p></p><p>Another light comes up and this time goes yellow just as we are both approaching it. All of the sudden I hear </p><p></p><p>"Are you kidding me, are you serious?!?!?"</p><p></p><p>Sitting in the convertible, auto 370 is a man probably in his 80's with a baseball hat, sunglasses and maybe a slight New York accent .</p><p></p><p><span style="color: Red">Guy a little aggitated </span>- "You think that would have a chance against this."</p><p> </p><p>Me calmly - "I know this has a chance against that"</p><p></p><p><span style="color: red">Guy a little more agitated </span>- "You know this car can beat that right?"</p><p></p><p>Me calmly - "No, this car will beat that car"</p><p></p><p><span style="color: red">Guy agitated </span>- "What? Are you serious, $50 bucks, $50 bucks, you got $50 bucks!"</p><p></p><p>Me calmly - "I got $50 bucks, go on green."</p><p></p><p><span style="color: red">Guy agitated </span>- "You're about to lose"</p><p></p><p>At this point in the story I have a full erection because it's moments like these that I just dream about. I merely reply with "We will see." I got a little choked up because of how happy I was just getting everything I could ever want out of this conversation. This jerk who is completely ignorant is about to eat a large slice of humble pie.</p><p></p><p>The light goes green and he gets a slight hit. The Jeep SRT bellows to life digs in and takes off, his heavy auto helped him get a good start but the Jeep immediately puts a half car on him. It holds there briefly and then the Jeep starts inching away until he finally gives up after he's about a car back and doing nothing. From start to finish I have one hand out the window waving <img src="data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP///yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7" class="smilie smilie--sprite smilie--sprite1" alt=":)" title="Smile :)" loading="lazy" data-shortname=":)" /></p><p></p><p>I just basked in the glory for a little bit and let him hang back there and wallow in his. I decline his $50 because I only race for fun but hearing his voice change and saying with shock "that's got a lot of power" was plenty for me. He can take his $50 and buy some mods for his 332 hp convertible, auto 370z lol, I really hope I run into that guy when I'm in the Mercedes, I think he'd sell that car then <img src="data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP///yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7" class="smilie smilie--sprite smilie--sprite1" alt=":)" title="Smile :)" loading="lazy" data-shortname=":)" /></p><p></p><p>Just a great morning <img src="data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP///yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7" class="smilie smilie--sprite smilie--sprite1" alt=":)" title="Smile :)" loading="lazy" data-shortname=":)" /></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Third Honk, post: 13301197, member: 34871"] On my commute to an appt. in the Jeep along some empty back roads I spot a new gray convertible 370z stopped at a light. The Jeep is a monster from a stop so I'm thinking maybe we can have some fun :) Unfortunatly the light went green as soon as I pulled up, the 370 did goose it off the light so I did a little as well up to the speed limit. Another light comes up and this time goes yellow just as we are both approaching it. All of the sudden I hear "Are you kidding me, are you serious?!?!?" Sitting in the convertible, auto 370 is a man probably in his 80's with a baseball hat, sunglasses and maybe a slight New York accent . [COLOR="Red"]Guy a little aggitated [/COLOR]- "You think that would have a chance against this." Me calmly - "I know this has a chance against that" [COLOR="red"]Guy a little more agitated [/COLOR]- "You know this car can beat that right?" Me calmly - "No, this car will beat that car" [COLOR="red"]Guy agitated [/COLOR]- "What? Are you serious, $50 bucks, $50 bucks, you got $50 bucks!" Me calmly - "I got $50 bucks, go on green." [COLOR="red"]Guy agitated [/COLOR]- "You're about to lose" At this point in the story I have a full erection because it's moments like these that I just dream about. I merely reply with "We will see." I got a little choked up because of how happy I was just getting everything I could ever want out of this conversation. This jerk who is completely ignorant is about to eat a large slice of humble pie. The light goes green and he gets a slight hit. The Jeep SRT bellows to life digs in and takes off, his heavy auto helped him get a good start but the Jeep immediately puts a half car on him. It holds there briefly and then the Jeep starts inching away until he finally gives up after he's about a car back and doing nothing. From start to finish I have one hand out the window waving :) I just basked in the glory for a little bit and let him hang back there and wallow in his. I decline his $50 because I only race for fun but hearing his voice change and saying with shock "that's got a lot of power" was plenty for me. He can take his $50 and buy some mods for his 332 hp convertible, auto 370z lol, I really hope I run into that guy when I'm in the Mercedes, I think he'd sell that car then :) Just a great morning :) [/QUOTE]
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