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Three girls, red, brunette and blonde graduate college and hit the town to paint it red. They end up having too much and when they wake up the next morning they're in jail. Unable to remember anything from the night before, they cannot defend themselves against false charges for a serious crime. The judicial system takes its sweet time and months go by before they're sentenced to the electric chair...

Strapped to the chair, the red head proclaims her faith she learned from her Christian college and when the switch is flipped, nothing happens. Amazed, they release her.

Next up, the brunette. After strapping in, she announces her law degree from Harvard and that the judicial system will save her. The switch is flipped again and nothing happens. Again baffled and afraid to proceed, they release her.

Last, the blonde is strapped to the chair and announces, "I'm an electrical engineer from Texas A&M and I can tell you this, Y'all aren't gonna electrocute anyone until this chair is plugged in."
 

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