Chuck Norris Paradox

[boxinabag]

Im sure people not only need a lawl, but also a bit of a brain tease.

So, let us say that one day Chuck Norris decides he wants to kick himself in the face.. is it possible? No, because it is a paradox.

You see, Chuck Norris's head can not be struck, and Chuck Norris's foot can not miss. So if his head can not be struck and his foot can not miss, it is impossible to assume any outcome, because it is a paradox.

Good night

 

[Riddla]

My massive johnson can't travel to the other side of space because it's already there. Paradox




:dw:

 

[Sonik Blur]

But Chuck Norris bows to nothing....not even a paradox. Now what.

Mind = BLOWN!

 

[boxinabag]

My massive johnson can't travel to the other side of space because it's already there. Paradox




:dw:

It must be a singularity lol

But Chuck Norris bows to nothing....not even a paradox. Now what.

Mind = BLOWN!

KABOOOM

 

[thomas91169]

Chuck Norris would end up kicking Chuck Norris' ass for the mere thought of attempting such a feat.

Now what??????

 

[NewKid]

The internet called.




It wants its joke back.

 

[boxinabag]

The internet called.




It wants its joke back.

Finder's Keepers

 

[svtcop]

The internet called.




It wants its joke back.

It wants that one back too. oke:

 

[ford_racer]

It wants that one back too. oke:

I loled a bit.:shrug:

 

[ssssnake]

Well, Chuck Norris may not be able to kick himself in the face, but David Lee Roth can. LOL

 

[NewKid]

I loled a bit.:shrug:

In that case, I'd say I've done more for this thread than the OP.

BTW, anyone else see that new Nintendo power glove? Looks sweet!

 

[mysterio]

Chuck Norris put instant coffee in the microwave, and went back in time.

 

[cobrkilrl]

My massive johnson can't travel to the other side of space because it's already there. Paradox




:dw:

Riddla, you crack me up. Thanks for being a part of this site. I can always count on a out of this world response to most any thread on here. Thanks!

 

[boxinabag]

In that case, I'd say I've done more for this thread than the OP.

BTW, anyone else see that new Nintendo power glove? Looks sweet!

I believe i made the post, which allowed you to reply, so therefore, what you did was nothing... go punch yourself in the face, also a paradox, because your face is always struck and your fist always misses... of course this is just an assumption, you may totally be capable of completing this task. The only proper way of finding out is to use the basic rules of scientific method and test it out.... so what are you waiting for?

 

[boxinabag]

Well, Chuck Norris may not be able to kick himself in the face, but David Lee Roth can. LOL

This is the best argument to our paradox so far.

 

[langod]

Chuck Norris' tears can sure any disease, instantly. But Chuck Norris never cries.

 

[James Snover]

Since he can't be struck, and since his foot can't miss, the energy _has_ to go somewhere. Enough energy in one spot will create a black hole. So it seems axiomatic that this is how black holes are created. Even worse, they are probably electrically charged spinning black holes.

QED

Jim Snover

Im sure people not only need a lawl, but also a bit of a brain tease.

So, let us say that one day Chuck Norris decides he wants to kick himself in the face.. is it possible? No, because it is a paradox.

You see, Chuck Norris's head can not be struck, and Chuck Norris's foot can not miss. So if his head can not be struck and his foot can not miss, it is impossible to assume any outcome, because it is a paradox.

Good night

 

[Sniperdog]

Since he can't be struck, and since his foot can't miss, the energy _has_ to go somewhere. Enough energy in one spot will create a black hole. So it seems axiomatic that this is how black holes are created. Even worse, they are probably electrically charged spinning black holes.

QED

Jim Snover

So, Chuck Norris is the cause of black holes,.., it all makes sense now

 

[fire_4_effect]

chuck norris is gay.

 

[astrodudepsu]

Since he can't be struck, and since his foot can't miss, the energy _has_ to go somewhere. Enough energy in one spot will create a black hole. So it seems axiomatic that this is how black holes are created. Even worse, they are probably electrically charged spinning black holes.

QED

Jim Snover

So you've explained Kerr black holes. Now you still have to explain Schwartzchild black holes.