Chuck Norris vs. The Decepticons?

[Stewart_H]

So my teenage son comes home tonight and asks me, "Do you know what you get when you cross Chuck Norris with a Semi?"

"Nope, says I"

"Optimus Prime, say's my son"

:lol: :thumbsup:

Stewart

 

[ford_racer]

That went over my head like an airplane.

 

[9cobra4]

:lol:...ok i dont know what im laughing at

 

[NO-BlkLightning2K]

what is with this chuck norris crap. bruce lee, jet lee, tony jaa, they could all whip his ass. chuck norris sucks. no way will i affiliate optimus with norris, it would be a travesty to do so.

 

[aoc racer]

haha good one.

 

[CCT]

So my teenage son comes home tonight and asks me, "Do you know what you get when you cross Chuck Norris with a Semi?"

"Nope," says I.

"Optimus Prime," says my son.

:nono: :burn:

Stewart

Fixed

 

[03Sssnake]

The joke is this..

Chuck Norris was once having sex in a tractor tailer when some of his sperm escaped and found its way into the engine block.
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That truck is now known as Optimus Prime...