Craigslist fox runs 175 mph..

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Fool said "if you are brave enough to drive it off my yard"

Challenge accepted. Now gimme the keys billy bob.
 
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Even a stock fox will go 200...kilometers per hour
 
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If this thing goes 200 mph watch out c7 z06! Could be bargain of the year lol
 

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LOL...I stumbled across this and passed the ad along to my magnificent co-worker who enjoys playing with these retards. Here's his email, it'll give you a good laugh.


Let me start off by telling you what a pleasure it was to stumble across your post, as I so happen to be in the market for a C& Corvette, 911 Turbo or anything else that can knock on the coveted 200mph door. Luckily I found your 1988 Mustang 5.o that goes 175…possibly 200. I am a Nigerian prince, with a tattered driving record..mostly due to that school zone I was living a quarter a mile at a time through. But that’s a different story for a different time. Having said that insurance premiums are quite expensive for the above mentioned cars, but doing a quick quote I found that I can save a considerable amount of money by rolling in this bad boy. From the profound, skillful language that you’ve filled your ad with I can only assume that you do, or have at some point worked on a race team. I was hoping you could give me a little background on the “worked” heads, the camp profile, what kind of sparjplugs you’re using and if your alternator is rated @ 220 amps or above? From what I understand the alternator is what really gets the juice flowing to the rear wheels, enabling it to Smke tires in 3rd, on your way up to 175. I also noticed you mentioned that you have a racing transmission, can you tell me a little bit about what makes it a racing transmission? Perhaps my feeble mind overlooked an important detail, but the only thing I’m seeing is the mention of a short shifter, in which case, you’ve done nothing to making it a racing tranny, something I know a lot about after my time timing marathons in San Francisco’s gay district. Now pending a little more background such as mileage and answers to the above question’s I look forward to doing business with you. You seem firm on the price which I respect, and will do you one better. I am going to write you a cashier’s check in the amount of $10,000 for the car, you take $6500, and put the remaining $3500 in the trunk, but please no bills. I only want nickels, pennies and dimes to ensure that there is enough weight in the back so I don’t break traction.

I look forward to your timely response and to doing business with you.
 

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Im guessing he did the rear and never recalibrated the speedo ? . Any memebers close enough to take the challenge of driving it out of the driveway.
 

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Meh, poor attempt at trying to be the next viral Craigslist ad. Outside of that though it looks like a fairly clean Fox.
 

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LOL...I stumbled across this and passed the ad along to my magnificent co-worker who enjoys playing with these retards. Here's his email, it'll give you a good laugh.


Let me start off by telling you what a pleasure it was to stumble across your post, as I so happen to be in the market for a C& Corvette, 911 Turbo or anything else that can knock on the coveted 200mph door. Luckily I found your 1988 Mustang 5.o that goes 175…possibly 200. I am a Nigerian prince, with a tattered driving record..mostly due to that school zone I was living a quarter a mile at a time through. But that’s a different story for a different time. Having said that insurance premiums are quite expensive for the above mentioned cars, but doing a quick quote I found that I can save a considerable amount of money by rolling in this bad boy. From the profound, skillful language that you’ve filled your ad with I can only assume that you do, or have at some point worked on a race team. I was hoping you could give me a little background on the “worked” heads, the camp profile, what kind of sparjplugs you’re using and if your alternator is rated @ 220 amps or above? From what I understand the alternator is what really gets the juice flowing to the rear wheels, enabling it to Smke tires in 3rd, on your way up to 175. I also noticed you mentioned that you have a racing transmission, can you tell me a little bit about what makes it a racing transmission? Perhaps my feeble mind overlooked an important detail, but the only thing I’m seeing is the mention of a short shifter, in which case, you’ve done nothing to making it a racing tranny, something I know a lot about after my time timing marathons in San Francisco’s gay district. Now pending a little more background such as mileage and answers to the above question’s I look forward to doing business with you. You seem firm on the price which I respect, and will do you one better. I am going to write you a cashier’s check in the amount of $10,000 for the car, you take $6500, and put the remaining $3500 in the trunk, but please no bills. I only want nickels, pennies and dimes to ensure that there is enough weight in the back so I don’t break traction.

I look forward to your timely response and to doing business with you.

:thumbsup::pepper::D
 

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Meh, poor attempt at trying to be the next viral Craigslist ad. Outside of that though it looks like a fairly clean Fox.

I think the ad is serious lol. Most people who try to make a viral ad take time and spell everything right. But you are right it doesn't look to bad could use some tlc and I think 6500 is way steep.
 

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I emailed him and asked him if he has had it up to 175mph... he replied with:

"Yes sir if ur intrested then come get it, ill show u in person it will go past 175, topped it out yesterday at 179"


haha I'm going to keep giving him a hard time.
 

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Me- "Is it just a NA 5.0L? It doesn't have a turbo or supercharger?"

Him- "Yes sir 5.0 ho stock with worked heads and a cam on it also has 2 cats for exhaust call me for more info if u can I'm at wrk and its hard to check my email my number is 9107428817"
 

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Ah, gotta feel bad for the guy for being so naive. My question is this: What device is he using to measure this speed, since we all know fox bodies speedo only goes up to 140. There's no mention of a sweet Sun-Pro 5" dash mounted speedometer.

Annnnnnnd, holy shit holy shit holy shit, he emailed my buddy back - for the love of God, see his response:


Hello Mr. Grant my name is Kevin Lucas, I just wanted to let you know that Nigeria does not have a ****ing prince so that was a lie. But if you want the car my number is 9107428817 I only except cash unless I talk to your bank in person first about your check. The transmission is a t5 from another drag car that has a stage 1 racing clutch in it that I installed brand new a few months ago the engine is a 5.0 333 h.o. with bored .33 heads and a Rochester cam on it. Enough said send the check, come get the stang it will go 225 with a nos pack on it no problem I know this because this is my second 5.0
 

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