LOL...I stumbled across this and passed the ad along to my magnificent co-worker who enjoys playing with these retards. Here's his email, it'll give you a good laugh.
Let me start off by telling you what a pleasure it was to stumble across your post, as I so happen to be in the market for a C& Corvette, 911 Turbo or anything else that can knock on the coveted 200mph door. Luckily I found your 1988 Mustang 5.o that goes 175…possibly 200. I am a Nigerian prince, with a tattered driving record..mostly due to that school zone I was living a quarter a mile at a time through. But that’s a different story for a different time. Having said that insurance premiums are quite expensive for the above mentioned cars, but doing a quick quote I found that I can save a considerable amount of money by rolling in this bad boy. From the profound, skillful language that you’ve filled your ad with I can only assume that you do, or have at some point worked on a race team. I was hoping you could give me a little background on the “worked” heads, the camp profile, what kind of sparjplugs you’re using and if your alternator is rated @ 220 amps or above? From what I understand the alternator is what really gets the juice flowing to the rear wheels, enabling it to Smke tires in 3rd, on your way up to 175. I also noticed you mentioned that you have a racing transmission, can you tell me a little bit about what makes it a racing transmission? Perhaps my feeble mind overlooked an important detail, but the only thing I’m seeing is the mention of a short shifter, in which case, you’ve done nothing to making it a racing tranny, something I know a lot about after my time timing marathons in San Francisco’s gay district. Now pending a little more background such as mileage and answers to the above question’s I look forward to doing business with you. You seem firm on the price which I respect, and will do you one better. I am going to write you a cashier’s check in the amount of $10,000 for the car, you take $6500, and put the remaining $3500 in the trunk, but please no bills. I only want nickels, pennies and dimes to ensure that there is enough weight in the back so I don’t break traction.
I look forward to your timely response and to doing business with you.
Meh, poor attempt at trying to be the next viral Craigslist ad. Outside of that though it looks like a fairly clean Fox.