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I hadnt seen this one
Still lookin for the thermal one lol
I had no idea this was a thing. Imagine living in a place where the destructive vermin like the feral hogs in texas are actually primates.
 

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Dogs are smart, but man is smarter and more powerful. Chimps are smart, man is smarter, but not more powerful lol. Unless you have a weapon. The way they methodically dismember you is terrifying and I'll never allow myself to be in the presence of one where I could be be put at its mercy.
My wife thinks they are cute but I hate chimps, and pretty much all monkeys.
 

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I would kill monkeys for fun. Probably not any great apes unless they deserve it. Haha
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My wife thinks they are cute but I hate chimps, and pretty much all monkeys.

I think Chimps are ugly, beastly looking things. Gorillas and Orangutans are cool and even more dangerous, but there's something about Chimps. Spawn of the devil maybe.

I would kill monkeys for fun. Probably not any great apes unless they deserve it. Haha

I'm also cool with most of the smaller or lesser primates, just not those damn Chimps. Baboons can all die too.
 

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I think Chimps are ugly, beastly looking things. Gorillas and Orangutans are cool and even more dangerous, but there's something about Chimps. Spawn of the devil maybe.



I'm also cool with most of the smaller or lesser primates, just not those damn Chimps. Baboons can all die too.
What about sasquatch? Lol
 

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I think Chimps are ugly, beastly looking things. Gorillas and Orangutans are cool and even more dangerous, but there's something about Chimps. Spawn of the devil maybe.



I'm also cool with most of the smaller or lesser primates, just not those damn Chimps. Baboons can all die too.
Gorillas are definitely the strongest of the apes, but aren’t as likely to go batshit and attack you like a Chimpanzee… those things are truly evil, they will do shit out of jealousy/spite…very little impulse control when it comes to ripping your face off and eating your dick like a cannoli.
 

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Gorillas are definitely the strongest of the apes, but aren’t as likely to go batshit and attack you like a Chimpanzee… those things are truly evil, they will do shit out of jealousy/spite…very little impulse control when it comes to ripping your face off and eating your dick like a cannoli.

Precisely my feelings!
 

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