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  1. LS Boss

    LS Boss New Member Established Member

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    For some time many of us have wondered just who is Jack Schitt? We find ourselves at a loss when someone says, 'You don't know Jack Schitt!' Well, thanks to my genealogy efforts, you can now respond in an intellectual way.

    Jack Schitt is the only son of Awe Schitt. Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married O. Schitt, the owner of Needeep N. Schitt, Inc. They had one son, Jack.

    In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt. The deeply religious couple produced six children: Holie Schitt, Giva Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Bull Schitt, and the twins Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt.

    Against her parents' objections, Deep Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high school dropout. After being married 15 years, Jack and Noe Schitt divorced. Noe Schitt later married Ted Sherlock, and because her kids were living with them, she wanted to keep her previous name. She was then known as Noe Schitt Sherlock.

    Meanwhile, Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt, and they produced a son with a rather nervous disposition named Chicken Schitt. Two of the other six children, Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt, were inseparable throughout childhood and subsequently married the Happens brothers in a dual ceremony. The wedding announcement in the newspaper announced the
    Schitt-Happens nuptials. The Schitt-Happens children were Dawg, Byrd, and Horse.

    Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to tour the world. He recently returned from Italy with his new Italian bride, Pisa Schitt.

    Now when someone says, 'You don't know Jack Schitt,' you can correct them.


    Sincerely,
    Crock O. Schitt
     
  2. kevinatfms

    kevinatfms Ex-Ford/Kia/Hyundai Tech Established Member

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    Old Schitt. Get new jokes.
     
  3. 03cobra#694

    03cobra#694 Want to play a game? Staff Member Super Moderator

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    Now this is funny, and yes a lot of his stuff is old and Mary has posted it before.
     
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    woodstock93 New Member Established Member

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    That was really good, thanks!
     
  5. CSCOBRA03

    CSCOBRA03 Well-Known Member Established Member

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    That's very good, Jack is a friend of mine.
     
  6. LS Boss

    LS Boss New Member Established Member

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    That is interesting. I finally met someone who knows Jack? People around here ask me if I know Jack Skwat. I don't know him. I am going to have to do a geneolgy study on him. Do you know him too?
     
  7. silver03svt

    silver03svt Official Snowflake Melting Machine Established Member

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    Jack Skwat was an only child and died at 3 weeks old. No genealogy study needed on him.
     
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    03cobra#694 Want to play a game? Staff Member Super Moderator

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    Blah, blah
     
  9. STAMPEDE3

    STAMPEDE3 SAULS BROTHER Staff Member Super Moderator

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    Somebody trying to increase post count?
    Or just trying too hard to fit in? lol
     
  10. LS Boss

    LS Boss New Member Established Member

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    One minute there Mr Silver Mustang guy. If what your saying is true then were the heck did diddley skwat and doodle skwat come from?
     
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    silver03svt Official Snowflake Melting Machine Established Member

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    Diddley was his father, and doodle was his uncle. Diddley married Jack's mom, Dontgiva. His grandad was Poppa Skwat.
     
  12. 03cobra#694

    03cobra#694 Want to play a game? Staff Member Super Moderator

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    Nah. I'll take care of it my way. He doesn't like me based on a post I made a while ago when he was posting this crap in Mary's joke of the day, so he started this. Now we all know that Mary's LL's girl, so it wont be long.
     
  13. LS Boss

    LS Boss New Member Established Member

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    You know you have stalked me and have harrassed ever me since I became a member of this forum. I have followed every rule of the forum but somehow you think that being a moderator of this forum entitles you to be a dick. Have you ever considered seeking out mental health couseling? You need anger management counseling. You may delete this post, which I suspect you will, but the fact is you will never be able to hide from this ugly truth.
     
  14. 03cobra#694

    03cobra#694 Want to play a game? Staff Member Super Moderator

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    So, I've stalked you for almost 3.5 years? ****ing LMAO. I haven't been a Mod that long. Prove it, really. I'll wait, and no, this will stay so you'll be proven wrong. I could actually give you points for this comment. Did you get them? No.
    Your turn Pumpkin.
     
  15. silver03svt

    silver03svt Official Snowflake Melting Machine Established Member

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    I can almost see this going to Smack Down.
     
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    03cobra#694 Want to play a game? Staff Member Super Moderator

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    This guy is a... well this isn't SD. I'll go back and find the post that started it and let you guys/gals be the judge.
    BRB
     
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    Tx5811 Veni, vidi, vici Established Member

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    That's the post that started LS boss on his joke campaign lmao
     
  19. Need 04 Wine

    Need 04 Wine Meanest CDN on SVTP Established Member

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    To be fair cobra, and silver for that fact, are in-discriminate stalkers. they flame us all equally when presented the opportunity.
    Wouldn't get your panties in a bunch mr boss guy
     
  20. STAMPEDE3

    STAMPEDE3 SAULS BROTHER Staff Member Super Moderator

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    So the stalking started a few days ago. lol




    I had a vision, you won't last long if you keep this up.
    I do suggest you reread the site rules though as you just broke a very important one.
     

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