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<blockquote data-quote="bigwave" data-source="post: 15725246" data-attributes="member: 179097"><p>19-Years old driving my buddies Celica, because he had had too much to drink; he had just got back from Germany doing Army stuff, he was an MP at the time and on a two week leave so we started the night chasing girls, ended the night in the middle of no where, driving waaaaay too fast down country roads. Long story short, road T'd we didn't, probably 70+ mph, we "dukes of hazard-ed it" No really I think we even both shouted Yeeeeeeee-haaaaaaaah, as we flew through the air; we were both doing "unusual" military stuff at the time and were 10' tall and bullet proof, in our own mind. By this time we had both had Waaaay to much to drink, no cell phones at that time. Due to great "drunk" strength and military pride/perserverance (I was AF he was Army) we managed to get the car onto a field road that lead to another road that eventually led to an interstate on ramp, yah, bad idea! All we had was one "military" non issued 1000000000000000 candle powered spot light. Front of car was trash, no lights, radiator gone, sh!t dragging like you wouldn't believe and two idiots, oh and it was around 15' outside, probably the only reason we made it home without blowing the engine. Anywho, 35 miles on the interstate with me holding this spotlight out the window for a "headlight" and him driving, more booze on us and around the car than in us. Seriously this light was border line anti-aircraft spotter, shined for miles on clear night. Not sure how we made it but we did, no cops, just lots of dumb luck and a few guardian angels looking over us, I suppose. We parked car in a buddies shed, he went back to Germany, 6 months later a mechanic couldn't believe we drove it 50+ miles home, it was sold for scrap, it looked like it had been hit by a roadside bomb, inside and out! </p><p>This same dude, lost his issued-Glock 40 one night at my house (long story my wife wasn't impressed), he's now police officer, crazy dude before we "grew up". Ever see the move "super bad" the two cops, that's this guy. Great cop, will stop and help anyone, anytime, any color, any language. And only gives tickets if you can't drive it away or hurt something / someone. He will cut your testicles off for domestic violence or hurting a child / lady, will stop a fight when one dude has the upper hand, make them shake and the looser buy a beer for the winner, he will give you a police escort or ride home from a bar! My kind of feller!</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="bigwave, post: 15725246, member: 179097"] 19-Years old driving my buddies Celica, because he had had too much to drink; he had just got back from Germany doing Army stuff, he was an MP at the time and on a two week leave so we started the night chasing girls, ended the night in the middle of no where, driving waaaaay too fast down country roads. Long story short, road T'd we didn't, probably 70+ mph, we "dukes of hazard-ed it" No really I think we even both shouted Yeeeeeeee-haaaaaaaah, as we flew through the air; we were both doing "unusual" military stuff at the time and were 10' tall and bullet proof, in our own mind. By this time we had both had Waaaay to much to drink, no cell phones at that time. Due to great "drunk" strength and military pride/perserverance (I was AF he was Army) we managed to get the car onto a field road that lead to another road that eventually led to an interstate on ramp, yah, bad idea! All we had was one "military" non issued 1000000000000000 candle powered spot light. Front of car was trash, no lights, radiator gone, sh!t dragging like you wouldn't believe and two idiots, oh and it was around 15' outside, probably the only reason we made it home without blowing the engine. Anywho, 35 miles on the interstate with me holding this spotlight out the window for a "headlight" and him driving, more booze on us and around the car than in us. Seriously this light was border line anti-aircraft spotter, shined for miles on clear night. Not sure how we made it but we did, no cops, just lots of dumb luck and a few guardian angels looking over us, I suppose. We parked car in a buddies shed, he went back to Germany, 6 months later a mechanic couldn't believe we drove it 50+ miles home, it was sold for scrap, it looked like it had been hit by a roadside bomb, inside and out! This same dude, lost his issued-Glock 40 one night at my house (long story my wife wasn't impressed), he's now police officer, crazy dude before we "grew up". Ever see the move "super bad" the two cops, that's this guy. Great cop, will stop and help anyone, anytime, any color, any language. And only gives tickets if you can't drive it away or hurt something / someone. He will cut your testicles off for domestic violence or hurting a child / lady, will stop a fight when one dude has the upper hand, make them shake and the looser buy a beer for the winner, he will give you a police escort or ride home from a bar! My kind of feller! [/QUOTE]
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