Happened to me last week at work, I was driving my forklift when all of a sudden I had to crap, immediately. Now I work in a 500k square foot building and of course I was as far away as possible. I'm hauling ass in my tow motor literally yelling come on! trying to will it to go faster like it's a race horse.
Finally I say screw it and jump off it and start running, I'm sprinting and I see one of my co workers ahead of me he was asking whats going on but I just kept running, look over my shoulder and I see him running after me while looking over his shoulder lol.
Later in the bathroom he said he thought there was a gunmen in the building, I made it to the bathroom barely by the way.:beer:
:lol::lol: Ahahaha, much funnier than the one in the op.:lol1: