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Girl arrested for using a knife to cut food at school
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<blockquote data-quote="Demonicbird00" data-source="post: 5902234" data-attributes="member: 25291"><p>yes.... how else are you gonna cut a cold piece of steak?? doesnt work w/ a platic knife or a butter knife.</p><p></p><p>this country is gettng out of control...and all common sense is out the window now a days.</p><p></p><p></p><p>The Death of Common Sense</p><p></p><p>Wednesday, 7 December 2005 </p><p></p><p>Presenter: Kelly Higgins-Devine </p><p></p><p>This verse was read on the morning show with Kelly Higgins-Devine. </p><p></p><p>Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend </p><p>by the name of Common Sense </p><p>who has been with us for many years.</p><p></p><p>No one knows for sure how old he was</p><p>since his birth records were long ago lost</p><p>in bureaucratic red tape.</p><p></p><p>He will be remembered as having cultivated</p><p>such value lessons as knowing when to come</p><p>in out of the rain, why the early bird gets the worm and </p><p>that life isn't always fair.</p><p></p><p>Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies </p><p>don't spend more than you earn) and reliable parenting </p><p>strategies (adults, not kids, are in charge).</p><p></p><p>His health began to rapidly deteriorate when well </p><p>intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place.</p><p>Reports of a six-year-old boy charged with sexual harassment </p><p>for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for </p><p>using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for </p><p>reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition.</p><p>It declined even further when schools were</p><p>required to get parental consent to administer aspirin</p><p>to a student; but, could not inform the parents when a</p><p>student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.</p><p></p><p>Finally, Common Sense lost the will to live as</p><p>the Ten Commandments became contraband; churches</p><p>became businesses; and criminals received</p><p>better treatment than their victims.</p><p></p><p>Common Sense finally gave up the ghost after a</p><p>woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of</p><p>coffee was hot, she spilled a bit in her lap, and was</p><p>awarded a huge settlement.</p><p></p><p>Common Sense was preceded in death by his</p><p>parents, Truth and Trust, his wife, Discretion; his</p><p>daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason.</p><p>He is survived by two stepbrothers; My Rights</p><p>and Ima Whiner.</p><p></p><p>Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was </p><p>gone. If you still know him please tell others about his passing,</p><p>if not join the majority and do nothing.</p><p></p><p>(By columnist, author and speaker Lori Bergman) </p><p></p><p></p><p>-brandon</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Demonicbird00, post: 5902234, member: 25291"] yes.... how else are you gonna cut a cold piece of steak?? doesnt work w/ a platic knife or a butter knife. this country is gettng out of control...and all common sense is out the window now a days. The Death of Common Sense Wednesday, 7 December 2005 Presenter: Kelly Higgins-Devine This verse was read on the morning show with Kelly Higgins-Devine. Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend by the name of Common Sense who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape. He will be remembered as having cultivated such value lessons as knowing when to come in out of the rain, why the early bird gets the worm and that life isn't always fair. Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies don't spend more than you earn) and reliable parenting strategies (adults, not kids, are in charge). His health began to rapidly deteriorate when well intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a six-year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition. It declined even further when schools were required to get parental consent to administer aspirin to a student; but, could not inform the parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion. Finally, Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband; churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims. Common Sense finally gave up the ghost after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot, she spilled a bit in her lap, and was awarded a huge settlement. Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust, his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason. He is survived by two stepbrothers; My Rights and Ima Whiner. Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. If you still know him please tell others about his passing, if not join the majority and do nothing. (By columnist, author and speaker Lori Bergman) -brandon [/QUOTE]
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