Happy Birthday poopnut2
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Happy birthday poopnuts I know you need more cowbell but I didn't have your address!
we should all chip in and send him a cowbell
Sweet. Thanks guys!
Hahaha!!!!
HAPPY B-DAY! Virtual drinks all around.
Your Whoroscope:
Stay at least 100 miles from any major city on the 19th day of the month. Evil forces may manifest massive destruction on that day. Avoid contact with obsessive cult members, paramilitary police and intelligence agents from any country during the month.
Set aside your long term goals and devote your energies to your mental health. Triple the doses of all medications you are currently taking for anxiety and depression. If your psychiatrist refuses to prescribe the pills you want, consider discontinuing the medications and switch to heroin.
A sick individual will assume your identity and commit multiple felonies. Authorities may try to prosecute you but eye witnesses will exonerate you once they see you are not the culprit. The impersonator is a person you are acquainted with who works for a large institution.
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HAPPY B-DAY! Virtual drinks all around.
Your Whoroscope:
Stay at least 100 miles from any major city on the 19th day of the month. Evil forces may manifest massive destruction on that day. Avoid contact with obsessive cult members, paramilitary police and intelligence agents from any country during the month.
Set aside your long term goals and devote your energies to your mental health. Triple the doses of all medications you are currently taking for anxiety and depression. If your psychiatrist refuses to prescribe the pills you want, consider discontinuing the medications and switch to heroin.
A sick individual will assume your identity and commit multiple felonies. Authorities may try to prosecute you but eye witnesses will exonerate you once they see you are not the culprit. The impersonator is a person you are acquainted with who works for a large institution.
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY !!!! (Sorry I missed it yesterday)
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Happy birthday, I had one last night for you.
Happy birthday shitnut! ;-)
I've got a fever and the only prescription is more cowbell!
I've got a fever and the only prescription is more cowbell!
Happy Birthday
Happy Birthday!!!
happy birthday :beer:
Well. Thanks for not making me a birthday thread this year.
Happy Birthday to one of my favorite posters on here!
Happy birthday and take get some ricer kills with the Explorer for us!
Happy Birthday! :beer: The big 21?
MassCobra said:
Yep. I've already got a huge scab on my knee to prove it. :bash:
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