And i pissed on my wall next to my bed. My fiancee woke me up this morning and told me that i was gonna clean up the mess I made. I was WTF are you talking about, then the smell hit me. I was like, "It smells like piss right here." She said that i was the reason behing that. I dont remember anything last night. Now i have to go pick up my vette from my friends house since I let her drive me home last night.
I partied too hard and.....
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hahahaha. thats awesome man
She should be fortunate you didn't piss on her.
Bwaahwwaha!!!!
I once pissed 1/2 way up the stairs. I don't remember doing it, but my buddies GF sure did. She was the poor soul who was helping me up them....
Hope the hangover is going well!
I once pissed 1/2 way up the stairs. I don't remember doing it, but my buddies GF sure did. She was the poor soul who was helping me up them....
Hope the hangover is going well!
She was trying to wake me up. I guess i was sleep pissing. It smelled so bad. No more drinking for me for a while.
My friend walked to his door that goes into the basement once. He opened the door and whipped his stuff out and just went for it right there at the top of the stairs......Hilarious. Hey, they were his stairs? We all looking at each other going, well, it's his shit, who are we to tell me he can't piss on his stairs? :shrug:
Too bad. Now you can't drink AND you are not gonna get any special treatment from her for a while....:nonono:
Sucks man.
to beg mercy and forgiveness for last evening and it's beer induced alcohol-fueled mayhem
Me an my girlfriend were driving to the club an we were running late so I decided to piss in a cup.Well after I got threw pissing I spilt sum of it all over my pants.....Then when I went to pour it out it got all over my hand.....Gah I was pissed!!!Luckly they dryed up before we go to the club
I called into work sick last night due to "bad all you can eat snow crab buffet" had me puking which i wasnt,but boy was i last night and today from the dam alcohol buffet last night!!
Time to grow up man.
Wow. I guess you were born grown up? I did my share so I can't pick on anyone myself. :bash:
how the **** do you get so drunk that you end up pissing on a fuggin wall? i hear people talk about doing that sort of stuff all the time and i have drank until i can no longer speak or stand and i've never done something that bad.
I was pretty drunk last night, but I sobered up real quick when this chick told me I could piihb.... good times.
damn that's the exact reason I rarely drink
Hmm I am going to call :bs: because it takes lead in the pencil to go there and if you had been drinking... Well yeah :bs:
i tend to search out lawn gnomes when im drunk to piss on.
I dont have a problem. I will have one when I need a beer when i wake up, one for lunch and so on through out the day.
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