I think my girlfriend is cheating on me......:(

[PatsFan]

I've been suspecting my girlfriend of cheating for a few months now. She gets these phone calls in the middle of the night and whenever I ask about them she gets really defensive about it. In the last 2 months she has been leaving the house at 9 saying that her schedule at work has changed but I don't buy it.

I decided to take matter into my own hands last night. I followed her in my car until she stopped at some random house a few miles away. While I was driving I noticed that my car was stalling and acting weird in general so I stopped but I couldn't find anything wrong with it.

You guys think I need a oil change or something?

 

[Outlaw99]

I FELL for this one time....not again sir....now lets see how many people post a "cheat" reaction without reading the whole thing.

 

[KazooGS-T]

Hahahhaa, good one.

 

[M.P. Cobra Fan]

Probably the spark plugs.

 

[greenstang1313]

t'was funnier the first few dozen times I heard it

 

[03 TOPLESSSVT]

Whew, I got nervous cause I've been banging a girl on the Cape that has a boyfriend. Glad its not you!

 

[ff500]

Probably salt from the ocean air, and the fact that your girlfiends a pig I've seen her dancing at Zachary's Pub in Mashpee.

 

[PatsFan]

Whew, I got nervous cause I've been banging a girl on the Cape that has a boyfriend. Glad its not you!

lol hope its not mine, she has been acting a tiny bit strange though.........

 

[fiveohhhstang]

lolz

 

[BLOWN PONY]

Only funny the first 7 times its been posted.

 

[greenstang1313]

Whew, I got nervous cause I've been banging a girl on the Cape that has a boyfriend. Glad its not you!

Probably salt from the ocean air, and the fact that your girlfiends a pig I've seen her dancing at Zachary's Pub in Mashpee.

:lol::lol:

 

[mineralgrey01gt]

theres one way I always can tell the difference between the OP really having a cheating g/f or this joke, and thats if its posted in smackdown or not, if not in smackdown, then its just the joke

 

[SnkBtn99]

Does said girlfriend have a sister?

If so, I would RIHIHB = Ram It Home In Her Butt.

 

[greyrob]

i agree w/ greenstang this was funny at one time

 

[FordSVTFan]

Wow, only the 100th time this has been posted.