Killed a Funny car

[kneedragger]

I was cruising down Harlem in Chicago and I pull up to a light and who pulls up next to me? John Force. He was acting all like the shit, so I revved it. He revved his POS and I was like, "You never raced on 03!"

So the light turns green and I bogged, he spun a little, but I caught up and had like 3 car lengths on him within about 30 yards. This happened like 2 lights in a row. He turned off at the next light and like did a burn out.

What a pussy!

 

[JasonFC]

R

 

[stanger133]

R

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[kneedragger]

It's just as believable as half of the bullcrap posted on here.

 

[Blue03Cobra]

...and off to Road Side

:wf:

 

[fuelonempty]

yipee!

 

[Calebp]

It's just as believable as half of the bullcrap posted on here.

you gotta say shit

 

[kneedragger]

Doodie?

 

[05 Roush]

I was cruising down Harlem in Chicago and I pull up to a light and who pulls up next to me? John Force. He was acting all like the shit, so I revved it. He revved his POS and I was like, "You never raced on 03!"

So the light turns green and I bogged, he spun a little, but I caught up and had like 3 car lengths on him within about 30 yards. This happened like 2 lights in a row. He turned off at the next light and like did a burn out.

What a pussy!

Sounds like a typical RoadKill post. :lol1:

 

[WyoTechMSA]

Oh yea? Man good kill. :beer:

 

[mjzilinski]

Sounds like a typical RoadKill post. :lol1:

+1 :lol:

 

[kneedragger]

Sounds like a typical RoadKill post. :lol1:

Of course, but only a few people seem to get it.

Coming up next, my TOTAL DESTRUCTION of the Space Shuttle.

 

[T-Bolt]

Dude, the Funny Car's built for top end. Why are you bragging about a race that everyone KNOWS you can win? Lame.

 

[kneedragger]

Dude, the Funny Car's built for top end. Why are you bragging about a race that everyone KNOWS you can win? Lame.

You iz gel-us.