Alabama: Hell Yes, We Have Electricity
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> Alaska: 11,623 Eskimos Can't Be Wrong!
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> Arizona: But It's A Dry Heat
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> Arkansas: Literacy Ain't Everything
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> California: By 30, Our Women Have More Plastic Than Your Honda
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> Colorado: If You Don't Ski, Don't Bother
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> Connecticut: Like Massachusetts, Only The Kennedys Don't Own It Yet
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> Delaware: We Really Do Like The Chemicals In Our Water
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> Florida: Ask Us About Our Grandkids
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> Georgia: We Put The "Fun" In Fundamentalist Extremism
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> Hawaii: Haka Tiki Mou Sha'ami Leeki Toru (Death To Mainland Scum)
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> Idaho: More Than Just Potatoes ...
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> Illinois: Please Don't Pronounce the "S"
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> Indiana: 2 Billion Years Tidal Wave Free
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> Iowa: We Do Amazing Things With Corn
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> Kansas: First Of The Rectangle States
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> Kentucky: Five Million People; Fifteen Last Names
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> Louisiana: We're Not ALL Drunk Cajun Wackos
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> Maine: We're Really Cold, But We Have Cheap Lobster
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> Maryland: If You Can Dream It, We Can Tax It
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> Massachusetts: Our Taxes Are Lower Than Sweden's
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> Michigan: First Line Of Defense from The Canadians
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> Minnesota: 10,000 Lakes... 10,000,000,000,000 Mosquitoes
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> Mississippi: Come And Feel Better About Your Own State
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> Missouri: Your Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars At Work
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> Montana: Land Of The Big Sky, The Unabomber and Right-wing Crazies
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> Nebraska: Ask About Our State Motto Contest
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> Nevada: Hookers and Poker!
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> New Hampshire: Go Away And Leave Us Alone
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> New Jersey: You Want A ##$%##! Motto? I Got Yer ##$%##! Motto Right Here!
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> New Mexico: Lizards Make Excellent pets
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> New York: Proud Not To Be New Jersey
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> North Carolina: Tobacco Is A Vegetable
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> North Dakota: We Really Are One Of The 50 States!
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> Ohio: At Least We're Not Michigan
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> Oklahoma: Like The Play, Only No Singing
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> Oregon: Spotted Owl...It's What's For Dinner
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> Pennsylvania: Cook With Coal
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> Rhode Island: We're Not REALLY An Island
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> South Carolina: Remember The Civil War?
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> South Dakota: Closer Than North Dakota
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> Tennessee: The Educashun State
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> Texas: Si Hablo Ingles (Yes, I Speak English)
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> Utah: Our Jesus Is Better Than Your Jesus
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> Vermont: Yep
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> Virginia: Who Says Government Stiffs And Slackjaw Yokels Don't Mix?
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> Washington: Help! We're Overrun By Nerds And Slackers!
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> Washington, DC: Wanna Be Mayor?
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> West Virginia: One Big Happy Family... Really!
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> Wisconsin: Come Cut The Cheese
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> Wyoming: Where Men Are Men...and the sheep are scared
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> Alaska: 11,623 Eskimos Can't Be Wrong!
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> Arizona: But It's A Dry Heat
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> Arkansas: Literacy Ain't Everything
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> California: By 30, Our Women Have More Plastic Than Your Honda
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> Colorado: If You Don't Ski, Don't Bother
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> Connecticut: Like Massachusetts, Only The Kennedys Don't Own It Yet
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> Delaware: We Really Do Like The Chemicals In Our Water
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> Florida: Ask Us About Our Grandkids
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> Georgia: We Put The "Fun" In Fundamentalist Extremism
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> Hawaii: Haka Tiki Mou Sha'ami Leeki Toru (Death To Mainland Scum)
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> Idaho: More Than Just Potatoes ...
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> Illinois: Please Don't Pronounce the "S"
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> Indiana: 2 Billion Years Tidal Wave Free
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> Iowa: We Do Amazing Things With Corn
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> Kansas: First Of The Rectangle States
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> Kentucky: Five Million People; Fifteen Last Names
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> Louisiana: We're Not ALL Drunk Cajun Wackos
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> Maine: We're Really Cold, But We Have Cheap Lobster
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> Maryland: If You Can Dream It, We Can Tax It
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> Massachusetts: Our Taxes Are Lower Than Sweden's
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> Michigan: First Line Of Defense from The Canadians
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> Minnesota: 10,000 Lakes... 10,000,000,000,000 Mosquitoes
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> Mississippi: Come And Feel Better About Your Own State
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> Missouri: Your Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars At Work
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> Montana: Land Of The Big Sky, The Unabomber and Right-wing Crazies
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> Nebraska: Ask About Our State Motto Contest
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> Nevada: Hookers and Poker!
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> New Hampshire: Go Away And Leave Us Alone
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> New Jersey: You Want A ##$%##! Motto? I Got Yer ##$%##! Motto Right Here!
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> New Mexico: Lizards Make Excellent pets
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> New York: Proud Not To Be New Jersey
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> North Carolina: Tobacco Is A Vegetable
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> North Dakota: We Really Are One Of The 50 States!
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> Ohio: At Least We're Not Michigan
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> Oklahoma: Like The Play, Only No Singing
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> Oregon: Spotted Owl...It's What's For Dinner
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> Pennsylvania: Cook With Coal
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> Rhode Island: We're Not REALLY An Island
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> South Carolina: Remember The Civil War?
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> South Dakota: Closer Than North Dakota
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> Tennessee: The Educashun State
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> Texas: Si Hablo Ingles (Yes, I Speak English)
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> Utah: Our Jesus Is Better Than Your Jesus
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> Vermont: Yep
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> Virginia: Who Says Government Stiffs And Slackjaw Yokels Don't Mix?
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> Washington: Help! We're Overrun By Nerds And Slackers!
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> Washington, DC: Wanna Be Mayor?
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> West Virginia: One Big Happy Family... Really!
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> Wisconsin: Come Cut The Cheese
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> Wyoming: Where Men Are Men...and the sheep are scared
