Ok,
I am driving home from work about 45 minutes ago to meet my wife at our house for a home inspection.
I'm in the Term and I am about a mile from work.
Some douche in a Silver Porsche Carrera 4S (the latest one) comes up next to me and revs up on me.
I just want to get home and get shit done, so I just keep driving and don't even look over. Could care less.
Dipstick floors it and gets to the next light.
In front of me is a Lexus GS300 (previous gen from current) This is another reason I didn't acknowledge douche in the Porsche because there was no room to run.
Ok, so this is where it gets me a little riled.
I hate people that inch up at lights. Porsche dude rolls his window down and stares at GS300 dude.
I see that GS300 guy could care less.
Porsche guy starts revving the crap out of his engine. It sounds like shit.
Starts INCHING up on the red light (we are all stopped waiting for it to turn) and continues this crap for 20 seconds. It's a long light.
Light turns green and GS300 guy valiantly floors it but gets waxed by Porsche guy. GS300 guy turns left into the Northridge mall.
At this point I am about 1000 ft behind Porsche dork and I see the light ahead is Red so I gas the Term and start gaining.
Porsche dork sees this and hits the brakes. I am in fourth gear.
At the moment I match his speed I downshift into 2nd and floor it and leave the polesmoker as he floors it and makes up NO ground. The Eaton was screaming and the Borlas filled the street with thunder as the Term just barreled down the road. Game over.
The next light is red and that is my light to turn left to head home.
Porsche guy is looking over at me with his gay ass Armani glasses (guy was in his twenties) with his mouth open like WTF just happened
I just looked at him while shaking my head, laughed in his face and said "all show and no go, huh?" There was no retort.
Made my left and laughed all the way home.
That made my day
I am driving home from work about 45 minutes ago to meet my wife at our house for a home inspection.
I'm in the Term and I am about a mile from work.
Some douche in a Silver Porsche Carrera 4S (the latest one) comes up next to me and revs up on me.
I just want to get home and get shit done, so I just keep driving and don't even look over. Could care less.
Dipstick floors it and gets to the next light.
In front of me is a Lexus GS300 (previous gen from current) This is another reason I didn't acknowledge douche in the Porsche because there was no room to run.
Ok, so this is where it gets me a little riled.
I hate people that inch up at lights. Porsche dude rolls his window down and stares at GS300 dude.
I see that GS300 guy could care less.
Porsche guy starts revving the crap out of his engine. It sounds like shit.
Starts INCHING up on the red light (we are all stopped waiting for it to turn) and continues this crap for 20 seconds. It's a long light.
Light turns green and GS300 guy valiantly floors it but gets waxed by Porsche guy. GS300 guy turns left into the Northridge mall.
At this point I am about 1000 ft behind Porsche dork and I see the light ahead is Red so I gas the Term and start gaining.
Porsche dork sees this and hits the brakes. I am in fourth gear.
At the moment I match his speed I downshift into 2nd and floor it and leave the polesmoker as he floors it and makes up NO ground. The Eaton was screaming and the Borlas filled the street with thunder as the Term just barreled down the road. Game over.
The next light is red and that is my light to turn left to head home.
Porsche guy is looking over at me with his gay ass Armani glasses (guy was in his twenties) with his mouth open like WTF just happened
I just looked at him while shaking my head, laughed in his face and said "all show and no go, huh?" There was no retort.
Made my left and laughed all the way home.
That made my day
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