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<blockquote data-quote="MDShelby" data-source="post: 16606207" data-attributes="member: 134562"><p>Wouldn't let me in earlier, but here is your Monday laugh:</p><p></p><p><strong>Man goes to doctor, says "Doc, something is wrong with me. All my private parts are jaundiced...they have turned this orange color and I don't know what to do". Doctor examines him, runs tests and finds nothing. "Sir", he says, "I can't find anything physically wrong, but it might be stress related. Are you under a lot of stress?" </strong></p><p><strong>"Well, he says, it's been a tough year. I got divorced, wife took my home and my children. My Corvette burned, and then my dog died. A few months later I lost my job, and they are evicting me from my little apartment. I will soon be homeless and on the street. Yes, I'm under a lot of stress." </strong></p><p><strong>"What do you do, if anything, to relieve the stress?" The Doctor asked.</strong></p><p><strong>"Well, mostly I just watch porn and eat Cheetos".</strong></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="MDShelby, post: 16606207, member: 134562"] Wouldn't let me in earlier, but here is your Monday laugh: [b]Man goes to doctor, says "Doc, something is wrong with me. All my private parts are jaundiced...they have turned this orange color and I don't know what to do". Doctor examines him, runs tests and finds nothing. "Sir", he says, "I can't find anything physically wrong, but it might be stress related. Are you under a lot of stress?" "Well, he says, it's been a tough year. I got divorced, wife took my home and my children. My Corvette burned, and then my dog died. A few months later I lost my job, and they are evicting me from my little apartment. I will soon be homeless and on the street. Yes, I'm under a lot of stress." "What do you do, if anything, to relieve the stress?" The Doctor asked. "Well, mostly I just watch porn and eat Cheetos".[/b] [/QUOTE]
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