Wouldn't let me in earlier, but here is your Monday laugh:
Man goes to doctor, says "Doc, something is wrong with me. All my private parts are jaundiced...they have turned this orange color and I don't know what to do". Doctor examines him, runs tests and finds nothing. "Sir", he says, "I can't find anything physically wrong, but it might be stress related. Are you under a lot of stress?"
"Well, he says, it's been a tough year. I got divorced, wife took my home and my children. My Corvette burned, and then my dog died. A few months later I lost my job, and they are evicting me from my little apartment. I will soon be homeless and on the street. Yes, I'm under a lot of stress."
"What do you do, if anything, to relieve the stress?" The Doctor asked.
"Well, mostly I just watch porn and eat Cheetos".
Man goes to doctor, says "Doc, something is wrong with me. All my private parts are jaundiced...they have turned this orange color and I don't know what to do". Doctor examines him, runs tests and finds nothing. "Sir", he says, "I can't find anything physically wrong, but it might be stress related. Are you under a lot of stress?"
"Well, he says, it's been a tough year. I got divorced, wife took my home and my children. My Corvette burned, and then my dog died. A few months later I lost my job, and they are evicting me from my little apartment. I will soon be homeless and on the street. Yes, I'm under a lot of stress."
"What do you do, if anything, to relieve the stress?" The Doctor asked.
"Well, mostly I just watch porn and eat Cheetos".
