New license plate ideas

[SCcobra4me]

So I currently have ON3 U LUZ on my MC cobra and looking to change them come spring and have thought of a few, now my car is just ported/pullied/geared so it's not the fastest thing on the street but it's supposed to be humorous. Plates I've thought of...I can only have 7 letters and 2 spaces

NOYZ SVT (noisy svt) (I have x pipe into bullets so it's loud)
UR NEXT
SLOW LOL
UWIN LOL
RARE SVT
NAWT SVT
SICK SVT
RU XLR8N (are you accelerating?)
NO XLR8R
LOW ON HP

 

[Svtkidd23]

KI OT LOL (had to throw a jab at them)

EARGASM
SILY LSX
BADASHT

 

[SCcobra4me]

KI OT LOL (had to throw a jab at them)

EARGASM
SILY LSX
BADASHT

Not bad, I thought of QKRN SHH, I doubt the SHT would pass, lol.