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SVTPerformance's Chain of Restaurants
Road Kill Drive-Thru
Not a Kill story but funny
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<blockquote data-quote="Mr. Mach-ete" data-source="post: 1146592" data-attributes="member: 16424"><p>The other day, while coming home from the "Y", this dude in a silver 4 door Honda civic taunted me at 4 stop lights in a row. I just happened to hit every stop light on the way through town, my dumb luck, or so I was to find out... </p><p></p><p>I couldn't shake him, I even faked a turn. By the fourth light my blood pressure was elevated. The sound of the revving four cylider, with the muffler deal, had my head spinning over and over again. I was mad, I needed a drink. Worse yet, I looked down the road and saw another stop light and thought not 5 in a row! I gotta get outta here I said, as I searched through my glove box for a tums, and away from this madness. I focused on the light. I said to myself when it turns green colored stomp on the gas and bolt like the hammers of hell to saftey. Cops or no cops I was gonna let her eat to save my sanity. </p><p></p><p>Needless to say I survived the trip home and all is well. I never saw the Honda again, especially when I shifted into second, hehehehe.</p><p></p><p>The End.:mj: :beer: :-D</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Mr. Mach-ete, post: 1146592, member: 16424"] The other day, while coming home from the "Y", this dude in a silver 4 door Honda civic taunted me at 4 stop lights in a row. I just happened to hit every stop light on the way through town, my dumb luck, or so I was to find out... I couldn't shake him, I even faked a turn. By the fourth light my blood pressure was elevated. The sound of the revving four cylider, with the muffler deal, had my head spinning over and over again. I was mad, I needed a drink. Worse yet, I looked down the road and saw another stop light and thought not 5 in a row! I gotta get outta here I said, as I searched through my glove box for a tums, and away from this madness. I focused on the light. I said to myself when it turns green colored stomp on the gas and bolt like the hammers of hell to saftey. Cops or no cops I was gonna let her eat to save my sanity. Needless to say I survived the trip home and all is well. I never saw the Honda again, especially when I shifted into second, hehehehe. The End.:mj: :beer: :-D [/QUOTE]
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