My husband is not happy with my mood swings. The other day, he bought me a mood ring so he would be able to monitor my moods. When I'm in a good mood it turns Green and Gold, just like my favorite team, the Packers. But when I'm in a bad mood it leaves a big ****ing red mark on his forehead. Maybe next time he'll buy me a diamond.
Watching Rafa Cruz on CNN tonight and his wife unleashed comedy GOLD! He bought 100 cans of soup at one time from a supermarket and she had to return them all the next day. I can't convey the laughter that ensued from my patrons tonight but I tried to make a meme. It's my first so be gentle.