NWS Pics that make you :lol: every time you see them NWS

[Paulinator]

Ill play devils advocate here...

If I am in a plane (which belongs to someone else) and the staff explains that the plane was overbooked, therefore; they will be selecting at random who gets to return their seat (after incentives were offered with no effect). You better believe that I would be departing the plane if I get to be the lucky "winner" (as pissed as Id be). Disobeying security at the airport is about as stupid as challenging a cop in the street. It is just not the place to do it.

I dont care if the guy was a doctor, carpenter or a priest. Do as you are told while on someone else's property. Then later, escalate as appropriate through the correct channels.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4401980/Dr-dragged-United-swapped-drugs-secret-gay-sex.html

 

[lOOKnGO]

Quit calling me Shirley.

Rodger


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[HudsonFalcon]

 

[03Sssnake]

 

[ZYBORG]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4401980/Dr-dragged-United-swapped-drugs-secret-gay-sex.html

Dayumm! Talk about backfire.... scorned wife, exposes gay doctor and his unethical practices.

HUMILIATION.

 

[03Sssnake]

Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned! LMFAO...

 

[PaxtonShelby]

Dude is a headcase....

 

[ZYBORG]

"Agghhhhhhhhhhhhhyye... ahghghhhbhbhhhheyeh... oh my God... aiigh... aiighhh... mmhh"

 

[Deceptive]

https://www.gofundme.com/fund-my-reliable-racecar

Lol


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[HISSMAN]

Roger Murdock: Flight 2-0-9'er, you are cleared for take-off.
Captain Oveur: Roger!
Roger Murdock: Huh?
Tower voice: L.A. departure frequency, 123 point 9'er.
Captain Oveur: Roger!
Roger Murdock: Huh?
Victor Basta: Request vector, over.
Captain Oveur: What?
Tower voice: Flight 2-0-9'er cleared for vector 324.
Roger Murdock: We have clearance, Clarence.
Captain Oveur: Roger, Roger. What's our vector, Victor?
Tower voice: Tower's radio clearance, over!
Captain Oveur: That's Clarence Oveur. Over.
Tower voice: Over.
Captain Oveur: Roger.
Roger Murdock: Huh?
Tower voice: Roger, over!
Roger Murdock: What?
Captain Oveur: Huh?
Victor Basta: Who?


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Rumack: Captain, how soon can you land?
Captain Oveur: I can't tell.
Rumack: You can tell me. I'm a doctor.
Captain Oveur: No. I mean I'm just not sure.
Rumack: Well, can't you take a guess?
Captain Oveur: Well, not for another two hours.
Rumack: You can't take a guess for another two hours?

Rodger


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[HISSMAN]

Enjoy!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!

 

[03Sssnake]

 

[HISSMAN]

WTF? That can't be for real.

 

[ZYBORG]

Shouldnt you be posting those awesome valves in the for sale section?

 

[03Sssnake]

I saw it in the LS Nation FB group, its probably joke, but then again you never know with some of those squirrelly ****ers..

 

[ZYBORG]

At least an extra 10 rwhp... not to mention weight reduction! Lmao

 

[03Sssnake]

These would probably sell like hotcakes on Camaro5!

 

[ZYBORG]

Oh yeah... just add a transformer stamp on them... sold out in a week... lol

 

[BOOGIE MAN]

I heard the airline admitted the flight wasn't overbooked.
Will look in to it...

**edit**
I found this article. Take it with a grain of salt considering how poor the writing is. "bordered" haha
http://dailycaller.com/2017/04/11/u...lycaller&utm_source=Twitter&utm_medium=Social

back to funnies

 

[ZYBORG]

Speaking of transformers... look at this gem!