I'm going to tell you how F'ed up some women are. A buddy in his late 70's came by the house with a 20-something chic I had never seen before. She was smokin' hot and barely dressed, too.
We were sitting at the dining-room table and I said "Angelo, how did you meet this young lady?" being a bit cheeky. Angelo said "Oh, she's a prostitute. Honey, show Marc your tits." Right there, without missing a beat, she pulled out the cash and prizes.
Angelo said "You like what you see?" I was like, "Hell yea. She's amazing." He said "for $50 she'll do whatever you want."
With a huge smile on my face, I pull a $50 bill out of my pocket and slap it on the table. I looked her dead in the eyes and said "Empty my dishwasher, putting everything in the cupboard and put my clean laundry away while I talk to Angelo for a few minutes."
Would you believe that crazy chic said "I'm confused. Is this a joke?" I said "No, finish my chores while I talked to Angelo." Sh said "No ****ing way."
She would have sex with a total stranger but refused to clean the house for the same money.
Guessing she wasn't Latino.
Edit: And before you say how ****ed up that is, I'm saying white chicks rather suck dick for $50 than do house work. Really who is this insulting?
Wtf...
HAHAHAHA...
Dude! At the end, I was laughing so hard, my wife yelled at me for waking her up!
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FUQ gramps. You sit your ass at home. Rest of us gotta work to pay your SS.
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Not my first rodeo (or his), it's a joke. Damn, you'd think he missed 4th gear the way you jumped in white knighting.