That's why an integral part of hockey practice is shotgunning some good 'ol fashioned Canadian hops juice during and after practice. The one place I played at the locker room regularly looked like they threw a frat party. You could get gas money just from the empties. Even out here there's often more cans than water bottles on the bench.
I locked my keys in the car (sticky lock) putting the transmission in from the bottom. Keys were on the driver's seat for safe keeping. Did the same thing with the shifter hole.