NWS Pics that make you :lol: every time you see them NWS

[Weather Man]

What metro sexual rainbow warrior thought putting a toilet in the kitchen would be a great idea? The stupidity just clubs you like the hulk whacking a baby seal, damn!

 

[SecondhandSnake]

What metro sexual rainbow warrior thought putting a toilet in the kitchen would be a great idea? The stupidity just clubs you like the hulk whacking a baby seal, damn!

It's brilliance. It puts you within arms reach of a poop knife at all times.

 

[TerminatoRS]

It's brilliance. It puts you within arms reach of a poop knife at all times.

I just gave one to my FIL on Father's Day. He laughed way too hard and my MIL couldn't believe it was a real thing. I explained it to her 74 times and she was still puzzled. Finally I said "It's fer when ya drop a loafer too big fer da terlet tuh handle and ya need to bust her up a c-hair before the pot can swallow 'er down." Light bulb moment followed by "ewwwwwwwww."

 

[SecondhandSnake]

Official SVTP branded poop knife when? I know one of you must have a laser engraver in your mansion garage.

 

[fastlane65]

 

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[bosscj]

Sent from my SM-G998U using the svtperformance.com mobile app

 

[Deceptive]

If you buy an EV you won’t suffer through high gas prices. - Peter Buttplug

 

[98 svt]

, I tell them I'm taking the tools and they have 30 days to bring the account current. If they bring the account current within 30 days, they can have their stuff back. They are given a receipt for the items that are repo'd,

 

[rwleonard]

I was standing in line behind a guy wearing an "American Dodge Ball Association of America" t-shirt. I tapped him on the shoulder and said, "If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball." He turned to his wife and said, "See!" She just rolled her eyes and sighed.

 

[72MachOne99GT]

I was standing in line behind a guy wearing an "American Dodge Ball Association of America" t-shirt. I tapped him on the shoulder and said, "If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball." He turned to his wife and said, "See!" She just rolled her eyes and sighed.

Reminding him of the 5 D’s of dodgeball is also helpful.

Dodge, duck, dip, dive…and dodge!

 

[Stanley]

Official SVTP branded poop knife when? I know one of you must have a laser engraver in your mansion garage.

I actually do have a laser engraver. haha
My search for a cheap knife will begin today.

 

[jsd512]

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You got me with the toilet seat. I actually laughed out loud.

 

[fastlane65]

 

[HoustonTexan97]

 

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[Tifosi2003GT]

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