yeah they do....if you ever get invited to a "stars and bars" party....say no lol. They try to hid it...but it happens. Theres also a KKK parade in Harpers Ferry every year.
Some images from the Japanese Nintendo Wii manual:
WARNING: Do not punch your husband in the head whilst playing Wii. Because when he wakes up he will kick the living shit out of your not-subserviant-enough-ass....and you will deserve it. - Hmmmm...Seems sensible enough advice!
WARNING: Do not pour Gatorade over your Wii console!" - Really? Why the **** not??
WARNING: Having your Wii remote surgically attached to your heart will NOT make you into Robocop. - Awwwwww, are you sure??
WARNING: Do not give your Wii console cigarettes - it has an addictive personality. - When good Wiis go bad.....
WARNING: Do not wake your Wii console when it's asleep. - Must be like sleepwalkers then - can cause fatal shock??
WARNING: Do not let your retarded son put the plastic packaging on his head. - Although, on second thoughts.....
......or eat the cable ties. - honestly, what kind of people need to be ****ing TOLD this??!?!?
And my personal favourite:
WARNING: If a leprechaun makes it's home inside your Wii console, try coaxing him out with a four leaf clover. - And to think I wasted 10 pints of guinness pouring it into the console to drown the little bastard that shacked up in mine - what a shame this advice didn't get to me sooner!