NWS Pics that make you :lol: every time you see them NWS

[sharkbite]

I'm a huge Rammstein fan so I thought this was friggin hilarious.

RAMMSTEIN vs Cookie Monster - Videos on Demand - Metal Injection

That is pretty damn funny. Parents are unknowingly teaching their kids Rammstein lyrics.

 

[RYU583]

 

[Rick James]

OK, thats enough "funny" outta you!! ^^^^^^

 

[SteveChris]

most days this thread makes me happies....today this thread makes me sads

 

[kuruma]

so much win in this post.

awesome i def lol'd :beer:

 

[fastlane65]

Don't date much, do you. Oh, wait - - I see you are a Cowboys fan. Don't date much, do you. Just sit on the sofa, watching the Cowboys loose, yelling at your grandmother to make you a sandwich.

I think this thread has died and no one told it.

 

[mblgjr]

FedEx has hired temps for the holidays and they're in rental vans and/or Penske rental trucks...needless to say I'm ready to strangle them because it took them 3-EXTRA days beyond the delivery date. Tracking said I "wasn't here or unavailable" and whatnot...but no notice on the door.

Driver told me today "I wasn't sure I had the right address." ...I'm thinking...WTF the numbers on are on the front of every house and/or mailbox around here (small town) it's not that hard. :??:

Not a huge deal; but pretty aggravating, so this made me laugh :beer:

 

[Common]

Don't date much, do you. Oh, wait - - I see you are a Cowboys fan. Don't date much, do you. Just sit on the sofa, watching the Cowboys loose, yelling at your grandmother to make you a sandwich.

I think this thread has died and no one told it.

Who is loose?

 

[Paulinator]

Fonzie Socks 70s Happy Days vintage TV The Fonz Fonzi - eBay (item 110464527532 end time Dec-07-09 23:09:59 PST)
fawk yeah!

 

[]sVt[Po|son]

Don't date much, do you. Oh, wait - - I see you are a Cowboys fan. Don't date much, do you. Just sit on the sofa, watching the Cowboys loose, yelling at your grandmother to make you a sandwich.

I think this thread has died and no one told it.

:bored: wut?

 

[gump]

most days this thread makes me happies....today this thread makes me sads

talking this mushy cutsie wootsie lingo, I hope to god you are female.

 

[Turbobrick]

Don't date much, do you. Oh, wait - - I see you are a Cowboys fan. Don't date much, do you. Just sit on the sofa, watching the Cowboys loose, yelling at your grandmother to make you a sandwich.

I think this thread has died and no one told it.

 

[WireEater]

I think maybe these were meant for the 80's nostalgia thread?

 

[dragonlightning]

Not pics but funny.

And that's how the fight started

One year, a husband decided to buy his mother-in-law a cemetery plot as a Christmas gift. The next year, he didn't buy her a gift.

When she asked him why, he replied, "Well, you still haven't used the gift I bought you last year!"

And that's how the fight started...



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My wife walked into the den & asked "Whats on the TV?"

I replied "Dust".

And that's how the fight started...



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A woman is standing nude, looking in the bedroom mirror.

She is not happy with what she sees and says to her husband, 'I feel horrible; I look old, fat and ugly. I really need you to pay me a compliment.'

The husband replies, 'Your eyesight's darn near perfect.'

And that's how the fight started...



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My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming anniversary. She said, 'I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 200 in about 3 seconds.

I bought her a scale.

And that's how the fight started...



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I asked my wife, 'Where do you want to go for our anniversary?' It warmed my heart to see her face melt in sweet appreciation.

'Somewhere I haven't been in a long time!' she said.

So I suggested, 'How about the kitchen?'

And that's how the fight started...



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OUCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

My wife and I are watching Who Wants To Be A Millionaire while we were in bed. I turned to her and said, 'Do you want to have sex?'

'No,' she answered. I then said, 'Is that your final answer?' She didn't even look at me this time, simply saying 'Yes.'

So I said, 'Then I'd like to phone a friend.'

And that's how the fight started...



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I tried to talk my wife into buying a case of Miller Light for $14.95. Instead, she bought a jar of cold cream for $7.95.

I told her the beer would make her look better at night than the cold cream.

And that's how the fight started...



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I took my wife to a restaurant. The waiter, for some reason, took my order first. 'I'll have the strip steak, medium rare, please.'

He

said, 'Aren't you worried about the mad cow?'

'Nah, she can order for herself.'

And that's how the fight started...

 

[IShb3w]

Bachelor Frog!

Insanity Wolf!

 

[DonkeyTuna]

Uh, um, like wow.

 

[WireEater]

LMFAO@Angry Wolf

:lol:

 

[Toofer89]

That's one angry wolf

 

[SVTContique]

Frog and wolf= Har.....

 

[lobra97]

haha OMG angry wolf!