A college professor was doing a study testing the senses of first graders,
using a bowl of lifesavers. He gave all the children the same kind of
lifesavers and asked them to identify them by color and flavor.
The children began:
"Red............cherry,"
"Yellow.........lemon,"
"Green.........lime,"
"Orange........orange."
Finally, the professor gave them all a HONEY-flavored lifesaver.
After eating them for a few moments, none of the children could identify the
taste.
"Well," he said, "I'll give you all a clue. It's what your mother may
sometimes call your father."
One little girl looked up in horror, spit hers out and yelled "Oh My God!!!!
They're assholes!!"
using a bowl of lifesavers. He gave all the children the same kind of
lifesavers and asked them to identify them by color and flavor.
The children began:
"Red............cherry,"
"Yellow.........lemon,"
"Green.........lime,"
"Orange........orange."
Finally, the professor gave them all a HONEY-flavored lifesaver.
After eating them for a few moments, none of the children could identify the
taste.
"Well," he said, "I'll give you all a clue. It's what your mother may
sometimes call your father."
One little girl looked up in horror, spit hers out and yelled "Oh My God!!!!
They're assholes!!"
