Perfect Date
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LOL!!!! I saw that about a year ago and thought it was funny!
I hope those dating ads are a joke, cause they are hilarious.
the milk carton, and itty bitty comment killed me :lol1:
haahaha.... hilarious! reminds me of the waterboy.
:lol:CLN 6R said:
That was good
Good find.
Hmm I have suggestions:
No gag reflex.
No voice box.
nympho.
vagina that can sing all Lynyrd Skynyrd songs and vibrate faster than a hummingbird can flap its wings.
thinks anal sex is fun like a roller coaster ride.
needs one beer to get wasted.
cooks gourmet meals in 5 minutes or less.
cleans faster.
lifts the toilet seat when she is done.
has no parents.
fithy rich and likes to spend her money on me.
That is all I am asking for.
No gag reflex.
No voice box.
nympho.
vagina that can sing all Lynyrd Skynyrd songs and vibrate faster than a hummingbird can flap its wings.
thinks anal sex is fun like a roller coaster ride.
needs one beer to get wasted.
cooks gourmet meals in 5 minutes or less.
cleans faster.
lifts the toilet seat when she is done.
has no parents.
fithy rich and likes to spend her money on me.
That is all I am asking for.
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