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[Dirks9901]

Hissman, I'm with you buddy.

At 24/5 I worked at a Firestone right by the beach. It was a treasure trove of college girls. So I got numbers, took em to the bar after work, poked em, and moved on to the next. Then one day I picked up the work phone, and it was a girl in distress about just being in a small fender bender. She wanted to talk to my boss and get his advice. I told her I had worked in a body shop once before, and she should come by and i'll take a look at the car for her. The boss man was next door having a beer at lunch or rolling a doobie. I don't remember exactly. Anywho, she shows up with the most amazing tatas i've ever seen hanging out in some booty shorts, and I fell in love. Told her I'd fix her car if she would go on a date with me. That was 3 years ago.

We are getting married in September.

The best ones come along serendipitously.

Good story man!

I will say this, imo, online dating is like 98% throw aways, single moms and fatties. 2% normal. My biggest pet peeve in online dating profile’s are girls who are 5’5 and overweight but say they won’t date a guy who is under 6’. I always message them and ask why they won’t, (im 6’1 fyi) and its always some bs shallow response. However if a dude has in his profile height requirements or weight requirements he is considered a huge asshole.


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[CV355]

The best ones come along serendipitously.

This. I'd share how I met my wife, but the details are a little much for what I want to post on a public forum. It was pure, strange coincidence. We talked on/off for 6 weeks while I was on a bad business trip before we realized that we lived just a few miles apart. Having her to talk to got me through a very dark time, and lo and behold we're married. That was 6 years ago.

 

[CompOrange04GT]

I just get tired with dating is.. " The 20 questions game"

Answering the same 20 question over... and over... and... over... and.. over....

 

[Mpoitrast87]

I think I'm going to try the online dating scene soon. I'm an introverted person who doesn't drink or party or do anything that involves much social activity actually. So, a serendipitous meet probably wont happen for me lol.

 

[CompOrange04GT]

I think I'm going to try the online dating scene soon. I'm an introverted person who doesn't drink or party or do anything that involves much social activity actually. So, a serendipitous meet probably wont happen for me lol.

Every girl is going to say she is the same as you. Then you'll see her wasted...

 

[xblitzkriegx]

Good story man!

I will say this, imo, online dating is like 98% throw aways, single moms and fatties. 2% normal. My biggest pet peeve in online dating profile’s are girls who are 5’5 and overweight but say they won’t date a guy who is under 6’. I always message them and ask why they won’t, (im 6’1 fyi) and its always some bs shallow response. However if a dude has in his profile height requirements or weight requirements he is considered a huge asshole.


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if you had buffalo gums, you could set the rules too. its not right but thats how it goes.

just remember that fatties have to be able to suck start a leaf blower and make a killer breakfast in order to keep you there past the dawn escape plan.

just part of life.

 

[Need 04 Wine]

I just get tired with dating is.. " The 20 questions game"

Answering the same 20 question over... and over... and... over... and.. over....

Ground hog day?


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[Never_Enough]

Ran into this gem today. This is her response to me asking her why she's stalling on giving her number.

 

[_Snake_]

You need to save all those. That’s hilarious!