Political Correctness in a relationship. :lol1:
(ps: I did a quick search and came up with nothing, so hopefully it's not a repost)
She is not a BABE or a CHICK
She is a BREASTED AMERICAN.
She is not a BLEACHED BLONDE
She is PEROXIDE DEPENDENT.
She is not a BAD COOK
She is MICROWAVE COMPATIBLE.
She is not HALF NAKED
She is WARDROBE IMPAIRED.
She is not CONCEITED
She is INTIMATELY AWARE OF HER BEST QUALITIES.
She does not want to be MARRIED
She wants to lock you in DOMESTIC INCARCERATION.
She does not GAIN WEIGHT
She is a METABOLIC UNDERACHIEVER.
She does not TEASE or FLIRT
She engages in ARTIFICIAL STIMULATION.
She is not DUMB
She is a DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY.
She is not TOO SKINNY
She is SKELETALLY PROMINENT.
She does not HAVE A MUSTACHE
She is IN TOUCH WITH HER MASCULINE SIDE.
She does not HATE TELEVISED SPORTS
She is ATHLETICALLY IGNORANT.
She does not WEAR TOO MUCH PERFUME
She commits FRAGRANCE ABUSE.
She does not have THIN LIPS
She is COLLAGEN DEPENDENT
She does not GO SHOPPING
She is MALL FLUENT
She is not an AIRHEAD
She is REALITY IMPAIRED.
She does not get DRUNK or TIPSY
She gets CHEMICALLY INCONVENIENCED.
She does not get FAT or CHUBBY
She achieves MAXIMUM DENSITY.
She does not WEAR TOO MUCH MAKEUP
She has reached COSMETIC SATURATION.
She does not have BREAST IMPLANTS
She is GRAVITY RESISTANT.
She does not NAG YOU
She becomes VERBALLY REPETITIVE
(ganked this from ihatewomen.com joke section)
(ps: I did a quick search and came up with nothing, so hopefully it's not a repost)
She is not a BABE or a CHICK
She is a BREASTED AMERICAN.
She is not a BLEACHED BLONDE
She is PEROXIDE DEPENDENT.
She is not a BAD COOK
She is MICROWAVE COMPATIBLE.
She is not HALF NAKED
She is WARDROBE IMPAIRED.
She is not CONCEITED
She is INTIMATELY AWARE OF HER BEST QUALITIES.
She does not want to be MARRIED
She wants to lock you in DOMESTIC INCARCERATION.
She does not GAIN WEIGHT
She is a METABOLIC UNDERACHIEVER.
She does not TEASE or FLIRT
She engages in ARTIFICIAL STIMULATION.
She is not DUMB
She is a DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY.
She is not TOO SKINNY
She is SKELETALLY PROMINENT.
She does not HAVE A MUSTACHE
She is IN TOUCH WITH HER MASCULINE SIDE.
She does not HATE TELEVISED SPORTS
She is ATHLETICALLY IGNORANT.
She does not WEAR TOO MUCH PERFUME
She commits FRAGRANCE ABUSE.
She does not have THIN LIPS
She is COLLAGEN DEPENDENT
She does not GO SHOPPING
She is MALL FLUENT
She is not an AIRHEAD
She is REALITY IMPAIRED.
She does not get DRUNK or TIPSY
She gets CHEMICALLY INCONVENIENCED.
She does not get FAT or CHUBBY
She achieves MAXIMUM DENSITY.
She does not WEAR TOO MUCH MAKEUP
She has reached COSMETIC SATURATION.
She does not have BREAST IMPLANTS
She is GRAVITY RESISTANT.
She does not NAG YOU
She becomes VERBALLY REPETITIVE
(ganked this from ihatewomen.com joke section)
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