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<blockquote data-quote="TacticalKaos" data-source="post: 3431958" data-attributes="member: 35842"><p>I think Chuck Norris is fairly dominant but not entirely.......here's my reasoning:</p><p>h22tyrie: the question you need to ask yourself is.........what would chuck norris do?</p><p>SeXe TeXiE: haha he would roundhouse someone in the face</p><p>h22tyrie: he'd find the suspect and instill a heavy dose of round house kick</p><p>h22tyrie: you're damn right, that'll come tomorrow</p><p>SeXe TeXiE: lol you're not chuck</p><p>h22tyrie: no i'm def. not.........i'm shawn</p><p>h22tyrie: but i could go round for round with chuck</p><p>h22tyrie: he's got the round house kick but i've got the saturday night ride</p><p>SeXe TeXiE: yeah him and your unconscious body</p><p>h22tyrie: you've never seen me fight either</p><p>SeXe TeXiE: yeah but ive seen chuck go</p><p>h22tyrie: how do you know i haven't been taking ju jitsu since 7th grade</p><p>SeXe TeXiE: and no one can hold a candle to him</p><p>h22tyrie: yeah right</p><p>SeXe TeXiE: yeah...that is right</p><p>h22tyrie: arnold would hold chuck down and make him beg for forgiveness</p><p>h22tyrie: and so would rocky</p><p>SeXe TeXiE: never hes too slow</p><p>h22tyrie: he's a freaking man stud</p><p>h22tyrie: he'd own chuck</p><p>SeXe TeXiE: never</p><p>h22tyrie: yes he would</p><p>SeXe TeXiE: leading causes of death in the us are 1. hear disease 2. chuck norris (not arnold or rocky) and 3. cancer</p><p>SeXe TeXiE: heart</p><p>SeXe TeXiE: so hah</p><p>h22tyrie: thats because rocky is also rambo and all his kills are confidential</p><p>h22tyrie: same with arnold</p><p>SeXe TeXiE: whatever excuses excuses</p><p>h22tyrie: they can not compete</p><p>SeXe TeXiE: yeah chuck blows them both out of the water</p><p>h22tyrie: chuck would be nothing without his bullet proof dodge ram and you know it</p><p>SeXe TeXiE: whatever the power is in the hat</p><p>h22tyrie: oh yeah what happens if chuck loses his hat</p><p>SeXe TeXiE: hes still the man</p><p>SeXe TeXiE: just with slightly thinning hair</p><p>h22tyrie: powerless, the likes of bruce lee could beat him</p><p>SeXe TeXiE: never</p><p>SeXe TeXiE: When Chuck Norris talks, everybody listens. And dies.</p><p></p><p>h22tyrie: and i won't even mention indiana jones</p><p>SeXe TeXiE: including all of the aforementioned not so cool people</p><p>h22tyrie: chuck norris would have been eating bolder in the temple of doom</p><p>SeXe TeXiE: If you Google search "Chuck Norris getting his ass kicked" you will generate zero results. It just doesn't happen.</p><p>h22tyrie: Results 1 - 10 of about 383,000 for chuck norris getting his ass kicked. (0.17 seconds) </p><p>h22tyrie: apparently googles been updated</p><p>h22tyrie: oh my the ownage is excessive</p><p>SeXe TeXiE: yeah its a list of people who tried to say they kicked his ass... they're robably all dead now</p><p>h22tyrie: wrong, if they had the time to write reports on it chuck clearly couldn't finish them off the first time</p><p>SeXe TeXiE: James Cameron wanted Chuck Norris to play the Terminator. However, upon reflection, he realized that would have turned his movie into a documentary, so he went with Arnold Schwarzenegger</p><p>SeXe TeXiE: hah</p><p>h22tyrie: perhaps they did die in a rematch but not initially</p><p>h22tyrie: i give chuck credit, his round house kick is second to none but he's got no depth</p><p>h22tyrie: his display of martial arts is a mere value meal compared to the buffet of death arnold serves terrorists on a daily basis</p><p>SeXe TeXiE: psh</p><p>h22tyrie: that was pretty crafty on my part</p><p>SeXe TeXiE: no...it didnt make me laugh</p><p>h22tyrie: the truth hurts sometimes</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="TacticalKaos, post: 3431958, member: 35842"] I think Chuck Norris is fairly dominant but not entirely.......here's my reasoning: h22tyrie: the question you need to ask yourself is.........what would chuck norris do? SeXe TeXiE: haha he would roundhouse someone in the face h22tyrie: he'd find the suspect and instill a heavy dose of round house kick h22tyrie: you're damn right, that'll come tomorrow SeXe TeXiE: lol you're not chuck h22tyrie: no i'm def. not.........i'm shawn h22tyrie: but i could go round for round with chuck h22tyrie: he's got the round house kick but i've got the saturday night ride SeXe TeXiE: yeah him and your unconscious body h22tyrie: you've never seen me fight either SeXe TeXiE: yeah but ive seen chuck go h22tyrie: how do you know i haven't been taking ju jitsu since 7th grade SeXe TeXiE: and no one can hold a candle to him h22tyrie: yeah right SeXe TeXiE: yeah...that is right h22tyrie: arnold would hold chuck down and make him beg for forgiveness h22tyrie: and so would rocky SeXe TeXiE: never hes too slow h22tyrie: he's a freaking man stud h22tyrie: he'd own chuck SeXe TeXiE: never h22tyrie: yes he would SeXe TeXiE: leading causes of death in the us are 1. hear disease 2. chuck norris (not arnold or rocky) and 3. cancer SeXe TeXiE: heart SeXe TeXiE: so hah h22tyrie: thats because rocky is also rambo and all his kills are confidential h22tyrie: same with arnold SeXe TeXiE: whatever excuses excuses h22tyrie: they can not compete SeXe TeXiE: yeah chuck blows them both out of the water h22tyrie: chuck would be nothing without his bullet proof dodge ram and you know it SeXe TeXiE: whatever the power is in the hat h22tyrie: oh yeah what happens if chuck loses his hat SeXe TeXiE: hes still the man SeXe TeXiE: just with slightly thinning hair h22tyrie: powerless, the likes of bruce lee could beat him SeXe TeXiE: never SeXe TeXiE: When Chuck Norris talks, everybody listens. And dies. h22tyrie: and i won't even mention indiana jones SeXe TeXiE: including all of the aforementioned not so cool people h22tyrie: chuck norris would have been eating bolder in the temple of doom SeXe TeXiE: If you Google search "Chuck Norris getting his ass kicked" you will generate zero results. It just doesn't happen. h22tyrie: Results 1 - 10 of about 383,000 for chuck norris getting his ass kicked. (0.17 seconds) h22tyrie: apparently googles been updated h22tyrie: oh my the ownage is excessive SeXe TeXiE: yeah its a list of people who tried to say they kicked his ass... they're robably all dead now h22tyrie: wrong, if they had the time to write reports on it chuck clearly couldn't finish them off the first time SeXe TeXiE: James Cameron wanted Chuck Norris to play the Terminator. However, upon reflection, he realized that would have turned his movie into a documentary, so he went with Arnold Schwarzenegger SeXe TeXiE: hah h22tyrie: perhaps they did die in a rematch but not initially h22tyrie: i give chuck credit, his round house kick is second to none but he's got no depth h22tyrie: his display of martial arts is a mere value meal compared to the buffet of death arnold serves terrorists on a daily basis SeXe TeXiE: psh h22tyrie: that was pretty crafty on my part SeXe TeXiE: no...it didnt make me laugh h22tyrie: the truth hurts sometimes [/QUOTE]
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