She was Soooooooo Blonde . . . >
* She thought a quarterback was a refund. >
* She thought General Motors was in the army. >
* She thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats. >
* She thought Boyz II Men was a day care center. >
* At the bottom of an application where it says "Sign here:" she wrote "Sagittarius." > > > > > >
She Was Soooooooooooooo Blonde... >
* She took the ruler to bed to see how long she slept. >
* She sent a fax with a stamp on it. >
* Under "education" on her job application, she put "Hooked On Phonics." > > > > > >
She was Sooooooooooooooooo Blonde... >
* She tripped over a cordless phone. >
* She spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice can because it said "Concentrate." >
* She told me to meet her at the corner of "WALK" and "DON'T WALK." >
* She tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order. > > > > > >
She was Soooooooooooooooooooo Blonde... >
* She studied for a blood test. >
* She sold the car for gas money. >
* When she missed bus #44 she took bus #22 twice instead. >
* When she went to the airport and saw a sign that said, "Airport Left," she turned around > and went home. > > > > >
She Was Sooooooooooooooooooooo Blonde... >
* When she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved. >
* She thought if she spoke her mind, she'd be speechless. > * She thought that she could not use her AM radio in the evening. >
* She had a shirt that said "TGIF," which she thought stood for "This Goes In Front." > > > > > > > AND MY PERSONAL FAVORITE: > >
She is sooooooooooooooooo Blonde... > > * She thinks Taco Bell is the Mexican phone company.
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* She thought a quarterback was a refund. >
* She thought General Motors was in the army. >
* She thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats. >
* She thought Boyz II Men was a day care center. >
* At the bottom of an application where it says "Sign here:" she wrote "Sagittarius." > > > > > >
She Was Soooooooooooooo Blonde... >
* She took the ruler to bed to see how long she slept. >
* She sent a fax with a stamp on it. >
* Under "education" on her job application, she put "Hooked On Phonics." > > > > > >
She was Sooooooooooooooooo Blonde... >
* She tripped over a cordless phone. >
* She spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice can because it said "Concentrate." >
* She told me to meet her at the corner of "WALK" and "DON'T WALK." >
* She tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order. > > > > > >
She was Soooooooooooooooooooo Blonde... >
* She studied for a blood test. >
* She sold the car for gas money. >
* When she missed bus #44 she took bus #22 twice instead. >
* When she went to the airport and saw a sign that said, "Airport Left," she turned around > and went home. > > > > >
She Was Sooooooooooooooooooooo Blonde... >
* When she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved. >
* She thought if she spoke her mind, she'd be speechless. > * She thought that she could not use her AM radio in the evening. >
* She had a shirt that said "TGIF," which she thought stood for "This Goes In Front." > > > > > > > AND MY PERSONAL FAVORITE: > >
She is sooooooooooooooooo Blonde... > > * She thinks Taco Bell is the Mexican phone company.
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