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Sometimes You Just Don't Know What They Mean

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  1. LS Boss

    LS Boss New Member Established Member

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    An older couple, who were both widowed, had been seeing each other for a long time. Urged on by their friends, they decided it was finally time to get married. Before the wedding, they went out to dinner and had a long conversation regarding how their marriage might work. They discussed finances, living arrangements, and so on. Finally, the old gentleman decided it was time to broach the subject of their physical relationship. "How do you feel about sex?" he asked, rather tentatively. "I would like it infrequently ", she replied. The old gentleman sat quietly for a moment, adjusted his glasses, then leaned over towards her and whispered, "Is that one word or two?"
     
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    2KBlackGT The Man, Myth, The Legend Established Member

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    Lol
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    tvspower Active Member Established Member

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    What a great response........
     
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    That one was awesome!!
     
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    That was great! and it makes a big difference...
     

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