sohowcome
Captain Obvious
Well on my way to take the babysitter home on Saturday, I was drving the good ole Dodge Stratus Rent a Car (2.4L 170hp autostick) We were driving along talking about cars, she was only 16 so she didnt know a whole lot about them. We came up behind this Chevy S-10 with an enormous pipe... I told her yeah thats a fart pipe. She was like whats that...... I started to explain to her what that was and without me looking over the ricer boy was revving wanting to take a piece of me!!! So needless to say I popped the car into neutral and started revving back..... Light turns green and away we go him peeling out and barking a little. (damn autostick wasnt fuly engaged so the tranny slipped) off we go 30-40 I pull a length a head of him 60, he misses third I hear him scratching gears. By 75 he was 5 car lengths behid, I shut down around 85 and he turn his lights off and jumped off the road........ ahhh dummy who couldnt drive his truck 
