Stupid Joke of the Day!

[superlftman]

I was at a gas station in the rental truck I had while my car was being repaired. The truck has cloth seats, and has been shocking the hell out of me every time I get out of it. Well, I was grounding myself by touching the key to the side of the door, but I forgot this time. I reached for the handle at the gas pump, and flames shot out onto my arm and caught my sleeve on fire. I tried to take off the shirt and was basically throwing my arms up in the air trying to get it to go out. A Deputy Sheriff was pumping gas two pumps over, and he ran over and tackled me and put the fire out. I was charged with waving a firearm.

 

[aoe_viruz]

:lol1: you know, some times the stupid ones are the funniest. :kaboom:

 

[OCSnk]

Stupid Joke of the Day! Amen to that :dw:

 

[superlftman]

It's very slow today at the Help Desk. So we been sending jokes all mornin.

 

[Bass]

ha ha thats good

 

[launchnukes]

lmao

 

[shawnsvtcobra]

:bash: epper:

 

[ssssnake]

oooooooooooohhhhhhhh LOL

 

[wannacobra]

oooooooooooohhhhhhhh LOL

......... Took you that long huh?

 

[99cobrablack]

I was caught takin a leak yesterday. 1200 dollar "Public urination" is what they called it. When I asked why such a hefty fine, they replied with "Its 100 dollars an inch":rolling:

 

[Big Vito]

I was caught takin a leak yesterday. 1200 dollar "Public urination" is what they called it. When I asked why such a hefty fine, they replied with "Its 100 dollars an inch":rolling:

So your distance was a foot :shrug:

 

[05 Roush]

:thumbsup:

 

[99cobrablack]

So your distance was a foot :shrug:

:whine:

 

[Big Vito]

:whine:

:??:

 

[ssssnake]

......... Took you that long huh?

Yep - just reading along.....

 

[99cobrablack]

So your distance was a foot :shrug:

It wasn't distance, but nevermind.