I was heading north on an unnamed Parkway today after leaving my vacation spot. It was mid afternoon and traffic was pretty light but it was starting to bunch up as I got closer to a certain area.
After a weekend of partying I like to set the cruise control and relax knowing full well that traffic will definitely become stop and go a little further north.
As I'm cruising along at a leisurely 75mph an atomic orange C6 vette passes by me.
At that point I really couldn't care less but then he has the nerve to wave bye bye through the open top.
I got to wondering what kind of idiot waves bye to someone who's just cruising down the road minding their own business.
I then wanted to take a look and see for myself so I took off the cruise control and stepped on it to catch up.
I got behind him when he came up on a slow moving car but not close enough to be tailgaiting him.
At this point he cut over a lane and passed the car on the right once again waving bye.
Not 5 seconds later the car moved out of the way and since I was already in 3rd gear took off after him.
He then ran into another slow car in the left lane but he had no way around him this time so he waited for him to move.
Once the car was out of the way he put it to the floor and I followed.
To show him that I was clearly faster than him I let him open up a gap then I reeled him in and I still had to pedal the car to keep from running into him.
We repeated the same thing one more time before traffic became a problem.
About 10 miles later traffic came to a standstill and I ended up beside him. He was a middle aged man with his 20 something year old kid in the passenger seat.
I look at him and say maybe you'll be more careful next time you wave bye to someone.
Then he asks how much horsepower the car has followed by how fast it can run the quarter mile.
He then admits that I'm a lot quicker than him when I tell him that I ran an 11.1 with 50hp less than I have now.
At this point I'm figuring the guy's alright but not a second later comes the douch statement of the day "but it's only a Mustang".
I told him that he'd use the same excuse if he got beat by anything other than another vette since the same arguement can be used if he got beat by a Ferrari.
I didn't want to get into the whole overcompensating arguement with the guy and his son in the middle of stop and go traffic so I let it go.
After a weekend of partying I like to set the cruise control and relax knowing full well that traffic will definitely become stop and go a little further north.
As I'm cruising along at a leisurely 75mph an atomic orange C6 vette passes by me.
At that point I really couldn't care less but then he has the nerve to wave bye bye through the open top.
I got to wondering what kind of idiot waves bye to someone who's just cruising down the road minding their own business.
I then wanted to take a look and see for myself so I took off the cruise control and stepped on it to catch up.
I got behind him when he came up on a slow moving car but not close enough to be tailgaiting him.
At this point he cut over a lane and passed the car on the right once again waving bye.
Not 5 seconds later the car moved out of the way and since I was already in 3rd gear took off after him.
He then ran into another slow car in the left lane but he had no way around him this time so he waited for him to move.
Once the car was out of the way he put it to the floor and I followed.
To show him that I was clearly faster than him I let him open up a gap then I reeled him in and I still had to pedal the car to keep from running into him.
We repeated the same thing one more time before traffic became a problem.
About 10 miles later traffic came to a standstill and I ended up beside him. He was a middle aged man with his 20 something year old kid in the passenger seat.
I look at him and say maybe you'll be more careful next time you wave bye to someone.
Then he asks how much horsepower the car has followed by how fast it can run the quarter mile.
He then admits that I'm a lot quicker than him when I tell him that I ran an 11.1 with 50hp less than I have now.
At this point I'm figuring the guy's alright but not a second later comes the douch statement of the day "but it's only a Mustang".
I told him that he'd use the same excuse if he got beat by anything other than another vette since the same arguement can be used if he got beat by a Ferrari.
I didn't want to get into the whole overcompensating arguement with the guy and his son in the middle of stop and go traffic so I let it go.
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