Tech in training gets new nickname

[365 Saleen]

As the title states, the trainee got a new nickname, and he hates it.
Which makes it even better, and verifies it is the right nickname.
He is now called "Foreskin"
Because when the work gets hard, he disappears...

Any other nicknames of note out there?

 

[bosscj]

As the title states, the trainee got a new nickname, and he hates it.
Which makes it even better, and verifies it is the right nickname.
He is now called "Foreskin"
Because when the work gets hard, he disappears...

Any other nicknames of note out there?

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[Lambeau]

Fluf. Fat little ugly ****er.
Dude weighed about 250, and was 4'-3" tall, standing or laying down. Looked like a munchkin. Good screw machine operator though.

 

[wizbangdoodle]

Butt plug Doug. Don't ask me why.

 

[PhoenixM3]

We had a Sonar Operator who’s last name was Smart. His nickname was “Not-so”

 

[03Sssnake]

Years ago when I worked at Saipem/Sonsub we had a really fat guy that we called flash… because he was slow AF, no task was ever completed with any sense of urgency. I was on the ROV side of the house, he was risers.

 

[PhoenixM3]

Years ago when I worked at Saipem/Sonsub we had a really fat guy that we called flash… because he was slow AF, no task was ever completed with any sense of urgency. I was on the ROV side of the house, he was risers.

I just remembered another one. Guy nicknamed Sloth because he moved at that pace. Also, Rat because the dude seldom showered and it was like drawing a shit-straw if you had to hot-rack with him.

 

[03Sssnake]

I just remembered another one. Guy nicknamed Sloth because he moved at that pace. Also, Rat because the dude seldom showered and it was like drawing a shit-straw if you had to hot-rack with him.

We had one guy that was so bad we didn’t use his name or bother with a real nickname… just used his badge number, 56961..later shortened to Old’56… FWIW I have to really think about it to recall my old badge number, his on the other hand, 2nd nature.

 

[mysticsvt]

We had a Sonar Operator who’s last name was Smart. His nickname was “Not-so”

Must hae been the SQQ-32 Operator who left the plug out of the SONAR before it went into the water....hahahahahaha

 

[mysticsvt]

We had an E6 who last name was Dumass and it was French. I said in America is that DUMB ASS? So we called him that.

 

[Bullitt1448]

We had a boss that we called Mr. Pid, his first name was Stu…..

 

[jessie_sanders]

Shit d1ck is probably the best nickname I've ever given. Dude stunk all the time. Like a old lady farted through a onion.

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[365 Saleen]

We have a short fat chick at work. Has lots of nicknames.
But I tell everyone that you have to paint a stripe on her to tell if she is walking or rolling...

 

[HudsonFalcon]

Oh man, we have so many at work.

Turd Ferguson
The Dirty Colonel
Schnukums
Big Muddy
Bibs
Matty Long Legs
Lizard Boy

 

[03Sssnake]

Oh man, we have so many at work.

Turd Ferguson
The Dirty Colonel
Schnukums
Big Muddy
Bibs
Matty Long Legs
Lizard Boy

What’s Brandons nickname, he’s the chubby chaser right? Is it the dirty colonel

 

[BittenInBama]

Years ago, worked with a woman everyone started calling "B.o.B."
for...Big Ole Butt.
It really wasn't tho. Was actually quite nice. Do not remember how it got started

 

[HudsonFalcon]

What’s Brandons nickname, he’s the chubby chaser right? Is it the dirty colonel

We never gave him a nickname out of respect. He was the ultimate wingman. He’d gladly hurl his tiny body on 400lb grenades. Lol

 

[wizbangdoodle]

Ok, another one. My brother nicknamed on of his in-laws BE B. She wore these thick glasses and so BugEyed Bitch was the nickname.

 

[svtfocus2cobra]

Only one I can think of was one of the Marines's wives who we referred to as Thumb. She had absolutely no shape to her body, her face was round and flat... she just really looked like a thumb so it stuck. I remember he being called Foot a few times as well.

 

[SolarYellow]

Butt plug Doug. Don't ask me why.

Why?