OK folks, here it is 1/3/05 and I am finally getting around to telling everybody here how fantastic New Years was for me. I (and all the other security @ Cafe) had to work this New Years... but unlike last New Years... I am single :banana: :bowdown: and I am ready to get shitty and sideways all night long!!!! I get to work around 9:30pm just hanging with the fellas at the club before my shift starts(10). There already is a descent amount of people in the club and the mood is just right. I am scheduled to work the 3rd floor(all the girls... VIPs etc etc are up there... damn I love my job). This had been arranged b/c a couple Cambodian friends of mine(Kasath and Sam) had reserved a big chunk of the third floor as their own personal VIP section(thats big $) and they wanted me and another security guy, my boy Kevin, to work it and party with them. Now some of you may have noted that I have a thing for Latin women... but I also have an item on my "Things to do Before Howie Dies" list... and that is make it with an Asian girl(no offense... some call it weird, I call it...horny :shrug: ) So, I go up to thrid floor around 11-11:30 and the damn club is freaking HOPPING. At one point in the night we had over 1150 people in there.... thats sick, we're by far the biggest club in Richmond(not a big club town) too!! I get up their and I pry between what must have been close to 300 people on the third floor and make it to the VIP section where their are about 120 Asians(mostly hot ass chicks) drinking/chilling on the couches/etc. and Kasath hands me a bottle of "Cris" which I swig from. I am feeling very good/cool/welcome/relaxed...(damn I love my job). So I am watching the VIP section keeping unwanted people out(everyone except hot ass girls...and our friends). I notice a super fine ass Asian girl I have seen in the cub before and stare at her like a crazed rabid dog pumped up on Viagra and she notices me. She is wearing a GOT DAMNED sexy dress which has big slits cut out across the chest revealing IMPOSSIBLY PERFECT BREASTS(I found out afterwards that she is a stripper :rolling: ". She came up to me and mentioned that she didnt have anyone to kiss when the ball dropped 
epper: ... I chuckle to myself... "Well now you do!" was what I think I said(memory only slightly smeared at this point from constant Jaigger(sp) Bombs). So the DJ started doing the countdown for New Years and I got all excited and ready for it(I WAS ABOUT TO KISS A BANGING ASS ASIAN GIRL AND THATS NEW TO ME... MY JOB IS FCKN AWESOME) The countdown was somewhere around 15-12, I was ready to slobber all over this perfect specimen of the Orient when out of nowhere this older Asian women grabs the girl from me and says something along the lines of no you cant do that etc etc and I heard the girl say "....stop it MOM"... WTF have I stumbled into here? I dont know how to react , I have never been so blantly ****blocked by somebodys mother before. Well the countdown was damn near over and finally the Asian girl pushed her mother away just as midnight struck and she immediately pulled me down(I'm 6,2... she was maybe 5,3) and laid it on me for a good 20-25 second makeout session ....damn I love my job. After that I proceeded to get hammered, the club closed at 2... I actually finished drinking at the club by 6:30ish(thats AM baby). After we had gotten everyone out of the club and had a few shots/shooters/mixed drinks we(Security Staff and Kasath and Sam + some random girls) decided to get on the roof. My head of security "just happened" to have some bottle rockets, dont ask, and we letem off. By now I was completely shitfaced... but not quite what I like to call "comatized". Around 4:30 everybody had left the club except me, my boy Kevin, Kasath and Sam(Cambodian guys), a handful of Bar Staff, and one of our security guys Jon who had hurled himself unconcious after consuming the better part of a 5th of nasty ass Burbon... yuck. There were unconcious bodies strewn about the couches and floor of the VIP section where me and the remaining partiers continued to drink... I shit you not... until 6:30 in the morning. Kasath had the hookup at the Omni Hotel which we(Kevin/Kasath/Sam/and Rob, a barback) decided to walk to(6-7 blocks... not bad sober but amazingly difficult when half retarded from over a half dozen hours of hardcore benging... damn I love my job). We made it to the Omni, got to our room(923) and passed the fug out... we had to close the blinds in the room b/c the sun was out when we fell asleep. I know your probably thinking "Man you didnt even get any ass yadda yadda" but hey I still had a great time with cool ass people. I know its long but hell I couldnt do anymore disjustice to this story by editing out more details than I already have. :rockon: Great night/morning!
epper: ... I chuckle to myself... "Well now you do!" was what I think I said(memory only slightly smeared at this point from constant Jaigger(sp) Bombs). So the DJ started doing the countdown for New Years and I got all excited and ready for it(I WAS ABOUT TO KISS A BANGING ASS ASIAN GIRL AND THATS NEW TO ME... MY JOB IS FCKN AWESOME) The countdown was somewhere around 15-12, I was ready to slobber all over this perfect specimen of the Orient when out of nowhere this older Asian women grabs the girl from me and says something along the lines of no you cant do that etc etc and I heard the girl say "....stop it MOM"... WTF have I stumbled into here? I dont know how to react , I have never been so blantly ****blocked by somebodys mother before. Well the countdown was damn near over and finally the Asian girl pushed her mother away just as midnight struck and she immediately pulled me down(I'm 6,2... she was maybe 5,3) and laid it on me for a good 20-25 second makeout session ....damn I love my job. After that I proceeded to get hammered, the club closed at 2... I actually finished drinking at the club by 6:30ish(thats AM baby). After we had gotten everyone out of the club and had a few shots/shooters/mixed drinks we(Security Staff and Kasath and Sam + some random girls) decided to get on the roof. My head of security "just happened" to have some bottle rockets, dont ask, and we letem off. By now I was completely shitfaced... but not quite what I like to call "comatized". Around 4:30 everybody had left the club except me, my boy Kevin, Kasath and Sam(Cambodian guys), a handful of Bar Staff, and one of our security guys Jon who had hurled himself unconcious after consuming the better part of a 5th of nasty ass Burbon... yuck. There were unconcious bodies strewn about the couches and floor of the VIP section where me and the remaining partiers continued to drink... I shit you not... until 6:30 in the morning. Kasath had the hookup at the Omni Hotel which we(Kevin/Kasath/Sam/and Rob, a barback) decided to walk to(6-7 blocks... not bad sober but amazingly difficult when half retarded from over a half dozen hours of hardcore benging... damn I love my job). We made it to the Omni, got to our room(923) and passed the fug out... we had to close the blinds in the room b/c the sun was out when we fell asleep. I know your probably thinking "Man you didnt even get any ass yadda yadda" but hey I still had a great time with cool ass people. I know its long but hell I couldnt do anymore disjustice to this story by editing out more details than I already have. :rockon: Great night/morning!
