I saw this in my friends Sport Compact Car Magazine and thought it was pretty funny
I live my life a quarter-pounder at a time. And for those 500 calories or more, I'm free. I need FRIESSS! Two of them. the big ones. Oh, and i need them by tonight. You're lucky that double shot of BBQ sauce didnt blow a seam on your nugget box. There she is 2 pounds of pure beef. My dad ate it in 9.0 seconds flat. Check it out, its like this. If I lose winner takes my happy meal clean and clear. But if I win , I take the burger and the toy. To some people thats more important.
I live my life a quarter-pounder at a time. And for those 500 calories or more, I'm free. I need FRIESSS! Two of them. the big ones. Oh, and i need them by tonight. You're lucky that double shot of BBQ sauce didnt blow a seam on your nugget box. There she is 2 pounds of pure beef. My dad ate it in 9.0 seconds flat. Check it out, its like this. If I lose winner takes my happy meal clean and clear. But if I win , I take the burger and the toy. To some people thats more important.
