One of the biggest zoos in the U.S. was having trouble with it's gorilla exhibit. The female gorilla's behavior had been erratic and they had been unable to open the exhibit for several days. The zookeepers held a meeting after work one evening to discuss what they were going to do:
The most senior zookeeper pointed out that the reason for her behavior was because she was in heat and that unless she was "satisfied" she would continue this way. However, because she didn't like the male gorilla in the exhibit, this had become a big problem.
One of the younger and more perverted zookeepers had an idea: One of them could "satisfy" the gorilla. Nobody liked this idea very much, so another zookeeper interjected:
"How about we pay Weird Frank the night shift janitor $500 to do it?"
The other zookeepers liked this idea better, so one of them approached Weird Frank and presented the idea to him:
Zookeeper: "Hey Frank, $500 to **** that gorilla over there."
Weird Frank looked over at the gorilla in it's exhibit, then looked back at the zookeeper:
Weird Frank: "Not a bad deal.... it's going to take me a couple weeks to come up with the money, though."
The most senior zookeeper pointed out that the reason for her behavior was because she was in heat and that unless she was "satisfied" she would continue this way. However, because she didn't like the male gorilla in the exhibit, this had become a big problem.
One of the younger and more perverted zookeepers had an idea: One of them could "satisfy" the gorilla. Nobody liked this idea very much, so another zookeeper interjected:
"How about we pay Weird Frank the night shift janitor $500 to do it?"
The other zookeepers liked this idea better, so one of them approached Weird Frank and presented the idea to him:
Zookeeper: "Hey Frank, $500 to **** that gorilla over there."
Weird Frank looked over at the gorilla in it's exhibit, then looked back at the zookeeper:
Weird Frank: "Not a bad deal.... it's going to take me a couple weeks to come up with the money, though."
