One day a first grade teacher was reading the story of the three little pigs to her class. She came to the part of the story where the first little pig was trying to accumulate building materials for his home. She read "And so the little pig went up to a man with a wheelbarrow full of straw and said,'Pardon me sir, but my I have some of that straw to build my house?"
The teacher paused, then and asked her class, And what do you think the man said?" Only one little boy raised his hand and said " I think he said holy shit !!! A talking pig!!
The teacher was unable to teach for the next ten minutes.......
The teacher paused, then and asked her class, And what do you think the man said?" Only one little boy raised his hand and said " I think he said holy shit !!! A talking pig!!
The teacher was unable to teach for the next ten minutes.......
