The Mommy Test

[SohowcomeHottie]

Too cute:


I was out walking with my then 4 year old daughter. She picked up something off the ground and started to put it in her mouth.
I asked her not to do that.
"Why?"
"Because it's been laying outside and is dirty and probably has germs."

At this point, she looked at me with total admiration and asked,
"Wow! How do you know all this stuff?"
"Uh," I was thinking quickly, " . .. everyone knows this stuff.
Um, it's on the Mommy test. You have to know it, or they don't let you be a Mommy."
"Oh."

We walked along in silence for 2 or 3 minutes, but she was evidently pondering this new information. "I get it!" she beamed. "Then if you flunk, you have to be the Daddy."

 

[Slider]

I don't get it:??:

 

[Booyah]

Originally posted by SohowcomeHottie
Too cute:


I was out walking with my then 4 year old daughter. She picked up something off the ground and started to put it in her mouth.
I asked her not to do that.
"Why?"
"Because it's been laying outside and is dirty and probably has germs."

At this point, she looked at me with total admiration and asked,
"Wow! How do you know all this stuff?"
"Uh," I was thinking quickly, " . .. everyone knows this stuff.
Um, it's on the Mommy test. You have to know it, or they don't let you be a Mommy."
"Oh."

We walked along in silence for 2 or 3 minutes, but she was evidently pondering this new information. "I get it!" she beamed. "Then if you flunk, you have to be the Daddy."

Yeah because Daddy's know the real answer to questions.

 

[Alex_96Cobra]

:smmon: me noe get it

 

[GoatDaddy]

Re: Re: The Mommy Test

Originally posted by Booyah
Yeah because Daddy's know the real answer to questions.

:beer: :beer: :beer: :beer:

 

[LTHL VNM]

haha....lmao

 

[darkcrayz]

lol.

 

[duane v]

Maybe Im a bad example for my six year old daughter, but If I drop a Cheeze-It on the rug, it heads back into my mouth without any reflection at all:-D ..DA Snake Boy!!

 

[VenomousSVT]

that was super cute!!I hope my little girl says cute shit like that, I am gonna eat it up.

 

[SVT4ME]

I would fail, father test oh ya

 

[Mo Boost]

I failed already.....

...have been known to feed the dog from my own bowl before.